1. Are you in a job that you truly enjoy?
DAMN STRAIGHT. I LOVE my job.

2. If you could do any job in the world what would it be?
I would LOVE to continue teaching stats. It’s the best thing I’ve ever done. But I also wouldn’t mind any job that would get me to Antarctica. Seriously. I would scrub the toilets of the McMurdo station for the rest of my life if I could stay down there.

3. If you could be a character in a novel who would you be?
I love Phileas Fogg. I would love to be Phileas Fogg.

4. When it comes to spending time with those you love, do you think it should be about quality or quantity?
Both, yo. Though quality probably wins out.

5. Is there a job/career you wanted but realized you couldn’t possibly do for one reason or another?
I used to really want to be a chef, but I realized I’d probably be horrible at it because of my anosmia and the fact that my sense of taste is a little messed up because of it. I think I could do it if I’d had a sense of smell/normal sense of taste at one point, but I never have, so yeah.

6. If you could live anywhere in the world or out of this world where would you live?
As stated above, ANTARCTICA! Unless we’re counting “you can travel through time and pick a time/place” as a possibility. Then back to 1650s Germany I go!

7. Where would you most like to visit and who with?
Again, if time travel is an option: I’d like to follow Leibniz in his European adventures.
If not: Cruise tour of the Baltic with my mom!

8. Which skill would you like to learn?
I’d like to be able to play the piano.

9. What made you laugh today?
These damn guys:

4:15, 25:40, and 49:15 especially.

10. What are you looking forward to tomorrow?
Metalocalypse finale!!! I’m excited/nervous/sad it’s going to end.

11. What is your sign and do you believe in horoscopes, etc.?
I’m an Aquarius, fools! I think horoscopes are fun to think about, but I don’t really believe in them.

12. If you could change one thing about your life thus far, what would it be?
I would be smarter? Does that count?

13. If there was one charity you could give a huge contribution to, which charity would it be and why?
I would make my OWN charity! Or something like this.

16. Why do you blog?
Haha. Because it’s become a very important part of my life. That’s what happens when you do something daily for 7+ years.

17. Do you have a favorite author?
F. Scott Fitzgerald is a BAMF. I also really like Jules Verne.

18. Can you play any musical instruments?
I can play quite a few wind instruments, yes.

19. What would your ideal car be?
THIS. I love these, I have no idea why.

20. Describe yourself in one short sentence.
“WTF?”

21. What do you look for in a spouse/other half?
I’m not currently looking for a spouse/other half, so I don’t really know. As long as they’re a kind person, I’m not too picky.

22. Worst meal you’ve had?
Hm…I have no idea.

23. What do you do to relax in the evening?
INTERNET! And write, and blog, and play Minecraft.

24. Do you get along with your siblings?
No sibbies!

25. Do you have any regrets?
Don’t even get me started, bro.