Long one.

01. Who is your favorite movie actor?
Tom Hanks is freaking awesome.

02. What was the last book you finished? What book are you currently reading?
I just finished 20,000 Leagues Under the Sea by Verne and have started re-reading the next item on my list: Heart of Darkness by Joseph Conrad. I also started reading this big ass book on the history of math that I’d gotten a while ago, but I can’t remember the author off the top of my head.

03. Do you play The Sims 2 or 3?
Yes, but not nearly as much as I used to.

04. How much do you watch TV on an average day?
I pretty much have the TV on from the time I get home to the time I go to bed, but the amount of time I’m actually *watching* it is probably at most an hour and a half.

05. What is your best friend’s mom’s name?
I don’t have a best friend.

06. Are you a fan of Lady Gaga and/or Ke$ha?
Yup, but much more so Lady Gaga.

07. Have you ever painted a picture?
Indeed I have. I used to paint quite a bit before I realized how much I sucked.

08. What is your favorite cereal?
Cinnamon Toasters, the cheapo version of Cinnamon Toast Crunch (they’re vastly better, too)

09. Do you play games on the Internet often?
Does Minecraft count? If so, yes.

10. Do you have anything personalized? (a bag, towel, pillow, etc.)
My backpack has my initials on it ‘cause I’m a dorkfest.

11. What does your favorite pair of shoes look like?
I like my walking shoes a lot, but they’re soooo not that bright anymore, haha. My toe shoes rock, too.

12. What is your school’s colors/mascot?
*insert fight song here*

13. What type of building do you live in?
A house?

14. Do you edit pictures before you let people see them?
Depends on the picture.

15. What kind of decorations do you have in your room?
I don’t really have a room…I have the basement, but I haven’t decorated it at all. It’s all my dad’s weird, weird stuff.

16. Do you get along with your siblings, if you have them?
No sibbies, thank god.

17. What is the longest song you have on your music player?
Tubular Bells by Mike Oldfieldis 25 and a half minutes long.

18. Have you ever listened to Passion Pit or Vampire Weekend?
HAHAHAHAHAH yes.

19. How many plays does your favorite band have in your music player?
My favorite BAND? I’m not sure…I’m not near iTunes at the moment.

20. Did you go to school today?
I went to campus, but classes aren’t a-goin’ right now.

Have you ever…

Stood at the end of a rainbow?
Bro, I AM the rainbow.

Drank blackcurrant and orange cordial mixed together?
Can’t say that I have.

Not eaten anything for a day?
Yup.

Traveled for a whole day, non-stop?
If you count our driving days to Ontario, yes.

Dressed as a cowboy/cowgirl?
I don’t think so.

Swam with dolphins?
Nope.

Been on TV?
I don’t think so.

Appeared on Google?
If you Google my full name (“Claudia Marie Mahler”) I’m the first hit.

Met your favourite music artist?
No.

Performed in front of a large audience?
Indeed I have.

Been asked for your autograph?
Nope.

Made someone so happy, they cried?
I have no idea. Hopefully!

Made your own clothing?
I *sort of* made those Kermit pants.

Been swimming outside in the winter?
Yes. But it was in Hawaii.

This Or That

Broccoli or Cauliflower?
BROCCOLI

Fish or Meat?
Fish IS meat.

Cereal or Toast?
What kind of cereal?

Dress or Jeans?
Dress.

Screamo or Rap?
Screamo.

Star or Moon?
Star.

Aeroplane or Helicopter?
Anything but a helicopter.

Black or White?
White.

Rainbow or Greyscale?
Haha, seriously?

Land or Water?
Land.

England or USA?
USA.

Unusual or Common?
Unusual.

Scarf or Gloves?
Gloves.

Vinyl or Tape?
Tape.

Tape or CD?
CD.

Snoopy or Garfield?
Garfield!

Random Questions

Do you sit at a table for dinner?
I haven’t done that in a long time.

Pick up the nearest book and turn to page 24. What is the last sentence?
“However, we don’t usually grasp the entire nature of a thing all at once, especially in a more lengthy analysis, but in place of the things themselves we make use of signs, whose explicit explanation we usually omit for the sake of brevity, knowing or believing that we have the ability to produce it at will.” (Meditations on Knowledge, Truth, and Ideas; Leibniz <3)

If you put out your right arm, what’s nearest to it?
The TV.

What brand is the nearest chocolate bar?
Snickers.

What is the nearest red item?
The door.

What channel is your TV on, if it’s on?
I’m watching Adult Swim. It’s on mute, but I can tell that Robot Chicken’s being Robot Chicken.

Do you even have a TV in the room you’re in?
Clearly.

Do you have a pillow with an awesome pillow case?
Damn straight. It’s striped and colorful.

What are the curtains in your bedroom like?
I don’t have curtains or a bedroom.

What size is your bed?
I sleep on a couch. Trust me, it’s vastly more comfortable than the bed down here.

Do you have wallpaper or painted walls in your bedroom?
They’re wood.

What is your favourite pattern?
Stripes.

What is your favourite reality TV show?
Top Chef!

What is your favourite programme on MTV?\
My drama friends and I, when we went to state, pretty much marathoned Next in the hotel room.

Do you watch Friends? If so, what’s your favourite episode?
Bah.

Do you watch Big Brother?
Again: bah.

Have you ever been outside of your own country?
Indeed.

If so, what’s the first country you went to?
England.

Have you ever attempted to play a guitar?
Yes.

Do you have an interesting nationality?
Meh.

Do you have any famous relatives?
Possibly.

Have you ever been in the middle of a family argument?
Welcome to family life.

Have you ever thrown food at someone?
I threw half a loaf of bread at Aneel in high school. ‘Cause that was high school and that’s what we did.

Have you ever had an argument with a teacher?
No, actually.

What is your favourite fruit?
Apples.

If you could work anywhere in the world, what would you do?
I would be a statistician/Leibniz expert in Antarctica. DON’T LAUGH, IT WOULD BE AWESOME.

If you could run away and start a fresh right this moment, would you?
Yes.

Do you live in a warm country?
One of the coolest things about the US, I think, is the HUGE range of climate zones in it.

Do you own a water pool? \
What…what other kind of pool would I own?

Have you ever bought something on eBay?
Yup.

Have you ever sold something on eBay?
Yup.

Have you ever heard of the band McFly? If so, do you like them?
Never heard of them.

Have you ever cooked a large meal?
Not really. I made mashed potatoes for the grad school crew, but that wasn’t really that much.

If you could be God, would you?
Do you know what kind of chaos I would cause?

Would you rather…

Live in a large nice house alone, or a small cheap house with others?
I’d much rather be alone.

Would you rather be the most famous person alive, or have no friends?
Famous, just because that way I could have a better shot of doing some good for the world.

Eat something extremely spicy or extremely bitter?
Bitter.

Have no self-esteem or be too full of yourself?
No self-esteem.

Eat a big bowl of rubbery egg or a cup of raw egg?
Rubbery egg doesn’t bother me, so let’s go with that.

Be too tall or too short?
I’m already too short, so…

Be a cow or a sheep?
Cow.

Drink lavender oil or eat vaseline?
Vaseline.

Eat a human eyeball or a human tongue?
Tongue.

Be the cleverest and ugliest person alive or the dumbest and most attractive?
Clever + ugly is totally fine with me.

Have a cat or a dog?
Cat.

Be a duck or a chicken?
Duck.

Have a brace or awful teeth?
Like a back brace? I’ll go with awful teeth, since that would be less painful day to day.

Do maths everyday or science?
MATH!

Have an American or an Australian accent?
American. As long as I could pick where in America the accent would be from.

Have no hair or have too much hair?
No hair.

Smell disgusting for life or have a nose bleed for the rest of your life?
Smell. It wouldn’t bother me. Plus I’d be living in that big house all alone but also be ridiculously famous, so who cares?

Be fancied by every person/animal alive or no one?
No one.

Have one arm or one leg?
One arm. Gotta do my walkin’!

Be a famous musican or the president for the day?
Is the famous musician also a “singly day” thing? If so, president. If not, musician.

Have to wear an eyepatch for life or an arm sling?
Eyepatch.

Be male or female?
Male.

Die from being to hot or too cold?
Too cold.

Be in a prison or mental hospital for a month?
Mental hospital.

Have curly or straight hair?
I hate my “I can’t decide if I’m curly or just obnoxious” hair, so straight.

Be 18 for life or 21?
18.

Never experience childhood or adulthood?
Never experience childhood (which kind of contradicts my answer to the above question, but what’re ya gonna do?

Own a private beach or a pool?
Pool.

Be a widow or be single for life?
Single.

Be spiderman or superman?
THE HULK

How long did this survey take you, or did you not time it?
Who knows? I do these things like over a three-day span

Long one.

01. Who is your favorite movie actor?

Tom Hanks is freaking awesome.
02. What was the last book you finished? What book are you currently reading?

I just finished 20,000 Leagues Under the Sea by Verne and have started re-reading the next item on my list: Heart of Darkness by Joseph Conrad. I also started reading this big ass book on the history of math that I’d gotten a while ago, but I can’t remember the author off the top of my head.
03. Do you play The Sims 2 or 3?

Yes, but not nearly as much as I used to.
04. How much do you watch TV on an average day?

I pretty much have the TV on from the time I get home to the time I go to bed, but the amount of time I’m actually *watching* it is probably at most an hour and a half.
05. What is your best friend’s mom’s name?

I don’t have a best friend.
06. Are you a fan of Lady Gaga and/or Ke$ha?

Yup, but much more so Lady Gaga.
07. Have you ever painted a picture?

Indeed I have. I used to paint quite a bit before I realized how much I sucked.
08. What is your favorite cereal?

Cinnamon Toasters, the cheapo version of Cinnamon Toast Crunch (they’re vastly better, too)
09. Do you play games on the Internet often?

Does Minecraft count? If so, yes.
10. Do you have anything personalized? (a bag, towel, pillow, etc.)

My backpack has my initials on it ‘cause I’m a dorkfest.
11. What does your favorite pair of shoes look like?

I like my walking shoes a lot, but they’re soooo not that bright anymore, haha. My toe shoes rock, too.
12. What is your school’s colors/mascot?

*insert fight song here*
13. What type of building do you live in?

A house?
14. Do you edit pictures before you let people see them?

Depends on the picture.
15. What kind of decorations do you have in your room?

I don’t really have a room…I have the basement, but I haven’t decorated it at all. It’s all my dad’s weird, weird stuff.
16. Do you get along with your siblings, if you have them?

No sibbies, thank god.
17. What is the longest song you have on your music player?

Tubular Bells by Mike Oldfieldis 25 and a half minutes long.
18. Have you ever listened to Passion Pit or Vampire Weekend?

HAHAHAHAHAH yes.
19. How many plays does your favorite band have in your music player?

My favorite BAND? I’m not sure…I’m not near iTunes at the moment.
20. Did you go to school today?

I went to campus, but classes aren’t a-goin’ right now.
Have you ever…
Stood at the end of a rainbow?

Bro, I AM the rainbow.
Drank blackcurrant and orange cordial mixed together?

Can’t say that I have.
Not eaten anything for a day?

Yup.
Traveled for a whole day, non-stop?

If you count our driving days to Ontario, yes.
Dressed as a cowboy/cowgirl?

I don’t think so.
Swam with dolphins?

Nope.

Been on TV?

I don’t think so.
Appeared on Google?

If you Google my full name (“Claudia Marie Mahler”) I’m the first hit.
Met your favourite music artist?

No.
Performed in front of a large audience?

Indeed I have.
Been asked for your autograph?

Nope.
Made someone so happy, they cried?

I have no idea. Hopefully!
Made your own clothing?

I *sort of* made those Kermit pants.
Been swimming outside in the winter?

Yes. But it was in Hawaii.
This Or That
Broccoli or Cauliflower?

BROCCOLI
Fish or Meat?

Fish IS meat.
Cereal or Toast?

What kind of cereal?
Dress or Jeans?

Dress.
Screamo or Rap?

Screamo.
Star or Moon?

Star.
Aeroplane or Helicopter?

Anything but a helicopter.
Black or White?

White.
Rainbow or Greyscale?

Haha, seriously?
Land or Water?

Land.

England or USA?

USA.
Unusual or Common?

Unusual.
Scarf or Gloves?

Gloves.
Vinyl or Tape?

Tape.
Tape or CD?

CD.
Snoopy or Garfield?

Garfield!
Random Questions
Do you sit at a table for dinner?

I haven’t done that in a long time.
Pick up the nearest book and turn to page 24. What is the last sentence?

“However, we don’t usually grasp the entire nature of a thing all at once, especially in a more lengthy analysis, but in place of the things themselves we make use of signs, whose explicit explanation we usually omit for the sake of brevity, knowing or believing that we have the ability to produce it at will.” (Meditations on Knowledge, Truth, and Ideas; Leibniz <3)
If you put out your right arm, what’s nearest to it?

The TV.
What brand is the nearest chocolate bar?

Snickers.
What is the nearest red item?

The door.
What channel is your TV on, if it’s on?

I’m watching Adult Swim. It’s on mute, but Robot Chicken’s being Robot Chicken.
Do you even have a TV in the room you’re in?

Clearly.
Do you have a pillow with an awesome pillow case?

Damn straight. It’s striped and colorful.
What are the curtains in your bedroom like?

I don’t have curtains or a bedroom.
What size is your bed?

I sleep on a couch. Trust me, it’s vastly more comfortable than the bed down here.
Do you have wallpaper or painted walls in your bedroom?

They’re wood.
What is your favourite pattern?

Stripes.
What is your favourite reality TV show?

Top Chef!
What is your favourite programme on MTV?

My drama friends and I, when we went to state, pretty much marathoned Next in the hotel room.
Do you watch Friends? If so, what’s your favourite episode?

Bah.
Do you watch Big Brother?

Again: bah.
Have you ever been outside of your own country?

Indeed.
If so, what’s the first country you went to?

England.
Have you ever attempted to play a guitar?

Yes.
Do you have an interesting nationality?

I’m part Basque. That’s pretty cool.
Do you have any famous relatives?

Possibly.
Have you ever been in the middle of a family argument?

Welcome to family life.
Have you ever thrown food at someone?

I threw half a loaf of bread at Aneel in high school. ‘Cause that was high school and that’s what we did.
Have you ever had an argument with a teacher?

No, actually.
What is your favourite fruit?

Apples.
If you could work anywhere in the world, what would you do?

I would be a statistician/Leibniz expert in Antarctica. DON’T LAUGH, IT WOULD BE AWESOME.
If you could run away and start a fresh right this moment, would you?

Yes.
Do you live in a warm country?

One of the coolest things about the US, I think, is the HUGE range of climate zones in it.
Do you own a water pool?

What…what other kind of pool would I own?
Have you ever bought something on eBay?

Yup.
Have you ever sold something on eBay?

Yup.
Have you ever heard of the band McFly? If so, do you like them?

Never heard of them.
Have you ever cooked a large meal?

Not really. I made mashed potatoes for the grad school crew, but that wasn’t really that much.
If you could be God, would you?

Do you know what kind of chaos I would cause?
Would you rather…
Live in a large nice house alone, or a small cheap house with others?

I’d much rather be alone.
Would you rather be the most famous person alive, or have no friends?

Famous, just because that way I could have a better shot of doing some good for the world.
Eat something extremely spicy or extremely bitter?

Bitter.

Have no self-esteem or be too full of yourself?

No self-esteem.

Eat a big bowl of rubbery egg or a cup of raw egg?

Rubbery egg doesn’t bother me, so let’s go with that.
Be too tall or too short?

I’m already too short, so…
Be a cow or a sheep?

Cow.
Drink lavender oil or eat vaseline?

Vaseline.
Eat a human eyeball or a human tongue?

Tongue.
Be the cleverest and ugliest person alive or the dumbest and most attractive?

Clever + ugly is totally fine with me.
Have a cat or a dog?

Cat.
Be a duck or a chicken?

Duck.
Have a brace or awful teeth?

Like a back brace? I’ll go with awful teeth, since that would be less painful day to day.
Do maths everyday or science?

MATH!
Have an American or an Australian accent?

American. As long as I could pick where in America the accent would be from.
Have no hair or have too much hair?

No hair.
Smell disgusting for life or have a nose bleed for the rest of your life?

Smell. It wouldn’t bother me. Plus I’d be living in that big house all alone but also be ridiculously famous, so who cares?
Be fancied by every person/animal alive or no one?

No one.
Have one arm or one leg?

One arm. Gotta do my walkin’!
Be a famous musican or the president for the day?

Is the famous musician also a “singly day” thing? If so, president. If not, musician.
Have to wear an eyepatch for life or an arm sling?

Eyepatch.
Be male or female?

Male.
Die from being to hot or too cold?

Too cold.
Be in a prison or mental hospital for a month?

Mental hospital.
Have curly or straight hair?

I hate my “I can’t decide if I’m curly or just obnoxious” hair, so straight.
Be 18 for life or 21?

18.
Never experience childhood or adulthood?

Never experience childhood (which kind of contradicts my answer to the above question, but what’re ya gonna do?
Own a private beach or a pool?

Pool.
Be a widow or be single for life?

Single.
Be spiderman or superman?

THE HULK
How long did this survey take you, or did you not time it?

Who knows? I do these things like over a three-day span.

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