1. What’s something you hide about your personality?
I try to hide my horrible, horrible temper. I think a lot of people think I’m like this super quiet, not-bothered-by-anything type of person, but I’ve got a really bad temper. Michael Jones is my spirit animal.

2. How do you deal with criticism?
Ha. Not well. I’m better than I used to be, but I still get way defensive. It’s an issue.

3. What’s something sweet you’d like someone to do for you?
Just talk to me. I’m lonely here.

4. Which fictional character would you most like to have lunch with and why?
PHILEAS FOGG, BRO. The dude is so composed and meticulous and strikes me as a total INTJ…I envy his awesomeness.

5. Who would you say is your “anti” role model? Someone who serves as a warning rather than an inspiration?
A particular friend whose name I shall not mention. I don’t think they read this blog.

6. What’s the most infuriating thing your parents (or caregiver) do?
Pfft, my parents are awesome.

7. Which movie character do you most identify with and why?
Oh jeez, I don’t know. I haven’t watched enough movies to find a character I really identify with. I really LIKE Dr. Searle from Sunshine, but then again I’m in love with that entire movie, so yeah.

8. You’re an Action Movie Hero. What’s your weapon of choice and the line you scream when defeating your arch enemy?
Crowbar. “GORDON’S BACK, BITCHES!”

9. What’s the oddest term of endearment you’ve ever used or that someone’s used for you?
I was calling Aaron “Aaron to the 0th” for awhile because one night we were on the couch being sickeningly lovey-dovey and we eventually got to “you’re my favorite to the zeroth power because that makes you my number one.”
Yeah, I know.

10. What was something you used to enjoy, but was ruined for you? What’s the story behind that?
I actually don’t know. I can’t recall something I used to just LOVE but now is just “meh.”

12. Describe your dream library.
All my favorite books lined up in height order from shortest to tallest. Really, that’s all I ask for. OH, and a Leibniz shrine. And some dude who can translate all of Leibniz’ works for me.

13. If you could design an amusement park ride, what would it be like?
It would be a psycho roller coaster with lots of color and water and upside-down-ness.

14. Do you have any “rules” about food?
Dude, we don’t even want to go there tonight.

15. What’s your opinion on age differences in relationships?
Doesn’t bother me. As long as they’re happy.

16. What’s something you want to do that you’d be embarrassed to tell other people about?
I would make sweet, hot love to Gottfried Leibniz, 100% not kidding. HAHA OH WAIT I’M NOT EMBARRASSED TO TELL PEOPLE ABOUT THAT AT ALL.
That’s like how I start my conversations now.
“Hi, nice to meet you. I’m in love with a dead polymath and his incredible wig!”

17. Describe a time/event in your life that you’re nostalgic for.
I really, really, really miss living with the guys in that craptastic house. That was seriously the best year ever.

1. What is the most accident-prone area on your body?
Probably my fingers. Always slicin’ ‘em up or something.

3. Do you visit icon/photo sites on [Tumblr]?
Oh god. Tumblr. I haven’t checked that site in like five nanoseconds.

4. Have you ever taken showers at a friend’s house before?
Actually, I don’t think I have.

5. Do you like mussels, the seafood?
I’ve never had mussels.

6. Do you own any Hello Kitty apparel/accessories?
Nope.

7. When was the last time you drew all over a balloon?
Haha, wow. Actually, I think it was when I was living with the guys. I seem to recall some balloon-drawing going on there.

8. Do you think mint tastes nasty?
It’s not my favorite. I don’t like mint gum.

9. What is your favourite cough drop flavour?
Nooo, keep them away! They totally destroy what little sense of taste I have for like a week and a half.

10. Have you ever gone to the beach in the winter?
Yes. But it was Hawaii, so I could still swim and stuff.

11. When was the last time you got a nosebleed?
Pretty recently. I’ve been getting them a lot lately.

12. Do you love Raisinets as much as I do?
Raisinets suck, man.

13. Isn’t Target a cool store?
Meh.

14. Is there a nearby park in your community?
There’s one like .09 miles away. And then there’s another one about .75 miles away!

15. When was the last time you discussed with your friends about masturbating?
Um…it’s been awhile.

16. Have you taken a Health class yet?
Haha. Yes.

17. Do you know of anyone with a ‘fro?
No.

18. How often do you get homework over the weekend?
Very often.

19. Do you use index cards to help you study for tests?
I do indeed. It’s pretty much the only way I study.

20. Abominable Snowman or the Loch Ness Monster or Big Foot?
Loch Ness!

21. Do you enjoy reminiscing about the past or looking forward to the future?
Both, man.

22. Have you got a favourite brand of beer?
I don’t like beer.

23. Don’t you just love WhackaMole?
I don’t think I’ve ever played it.

24. When was the last time you said “it’s what all the cool kids do”?
I say it all the time. After all, it’s what all the cool kids do.

25. Can you play Smoke On Water on the guitar?
No, but I can play it on the clarinet. Which is substantially cooler.

26. Did you walk around school during your lunch period or stay seated in the cafeteria the whole time?
Junior high: I locked myself in a bathroom stall and read Catcher in the Rye because I was that girl.
High school: I pelted my friends with bread and did inappropriate stuff in the hallways because I was that girl.

27. Do you flip people off during class? Have you ever gotten caught by the teacher?
Why on earth would I flip people off during class?

28. Have you ever ridden a subway before?
I’ve ridden DA SKY TRAIN!
And a few actual subways.

29. Don’t you hate getting ulcers inside your lip or on your tongue? How do you treat them?
I just let them go away on their own.

30. Have you ever ridden in a red wagon before?
Most likely.

31. When was the last time you held a lemonade stand? Did you make much moola?
Never tried that.

32. Do you prefer cold water or hot water?
To drink or bathe? Cold and hot, respectively. Unless I’m making tea, in which case it needs to be hot water. I hate cold tea.

33. Do you wash your hands after coming home from school/work?
I tend to wash my hands at strange times.

34. Do you flush your toilet paper down the toilet or toss it in the trash?
Why would I toss it in the trash? That’s…weird.

35. Have you ever gone into a public bathroom and heard someone taking a crap? Did you tell your friends and/or laugh about it?
People crap. Big deal.