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1. Unoriginal question…what color Apples are your favorite?
I do not like red apples. My favorite green apple is Granny Smith.

2. If you got to choose one wild Animal as your pet, what would it be?
Elephant? I dunno.

3. Who do you Admire most?
Leibniz, bro.

4. Would you ever consider becoming an Actor/Actress?
I think that would be awesome. But I’m ugly as sin, so that would never happen.

5. When did you last get Angry?
I’m always angry at something. Usually me.

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6. Are you scared of Bees?
Bees freak me the hell out.

7. Have you ever kissed anyone with the name of Ben?
Nope.

8. Do you like the color Brown?
It’s not the best color, but it’s not the worst.

9. What does your favorite Bag look like?
I don’t think I have a favorite bag.

10. When was the last time you had a Barbeque?
Prom night.

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11. Do like Cats? Why or why not?
I love cats. Because.

12. When was the last time you went Camping?
It’s been a loooooooooooong time.

13. What is your favorite article of Clothing?
I love my lime green hammer pants.

14. Have you ever collected Coins?
Only to spend, haha.

15. Is Christmas your favorite holiday?
Christmas is pretty awesome.

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16. When you were younger, did you play with Dolls a lot?
A little.

17. Do you own any Dogs?
Not much of a dog person.

18. Do you like the name Devon?
Not really.

19. Have you ever swam with Dolphins?
Nope.

20. How often do you say the word Damn?
Hahaha, a lot.

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21. How do you celebrate Earth Day?
I always forget it.

22. Have you ever ridden on an Elephant?
No.

23. How do you like your Eggs?
Scrambled with salt and pepper.

24. What is the Easiest subject for you in school?
Man, I don’t know. Writing/English?

25. Do you have your Ears pierced?
Indeed.

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26. When was the last time you had chocolate Fudge?
I don’t like fudge.

27. Do you know anyone named Frankie?
Nope.

28. Why did you last have a Fever?
It was Saturday night.

29. Tell me a Flaw about yourself?
I’m obnoxious.

30. Do you ever get Frostys from Wendy’s?
Nope. I used to make them, though!

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31. Are/Were you a good student in school?
I’m decent.

32. When did you last feel 100% Great?
It’s been a looooooooong time.

33. Would others describe you as Goofy?
Sometimes.

34. Gummy worms or Gummy bears?
Gummy bears.

35. Have you ever seen a Ghost?
Well, there was the whole Bloody Mary thing. But I’ve never SEEN anything, no.

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36. Do you believe in Heaven and Hell?
Nope.

37. What is your favorite Holiday?
Christmas is okay.

38. Describe to me what your dream House would be:
Small. Colorful. Warm. Fluorescent lights everywhere. HUGE sound system.

39. What is your favorite Hat that you own?
I have a little Sherlock Holms-esque thingy my grandma got me. It’s my walking hat.

40. Have you ever ridden a Horse? If yes, did you like it?
Apparently I had a pony when I was a child. This blew my mind when my mom told me. I’m not a fan of horses nowadays.

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41. On a scale 1-10, how much do you like the name Isabel?
Eh. 3.

42. Are you Italian?
Nope.

43. Do you like Ice in your drink?
Nope.

44. How many times have you been Ice skating?
Quite a number. Skating’s fun!

45. What is the best Idea you’ve had this week?
I don’t have good ideas.

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46. Did you ever own a Jack-in-the-box?
HAHAHA, my first thought was the franchise. I’m demented.

47. Where is your favorite Jacket from?
My dad bought it for me in 2003 for our trip to Stockholm. I still wear it like all the time.

48. Do you use Jam on your toast?
Ew, no.

49. Do you have any Jack-o-lanterns hanging around your house at the moment?
Halloween in May!

50. Have you ever been on a Jet plane?
Yuppers.

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51. First question that came to mind…who did you last Kiss?
GOD I CAN’T EVEN REMEMBER IT’S BEEN THAT LONG.

52. Have you ever been Kayaking?
No.

53. Who holds the Key to your heart?
Leibniz.

54. Would you ever want a Kangaroo for a pet?
No.

55. Have you ever seen a real King before?
Nope.

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56. Do you like your Lips?
They’re pretty much the only part of my body that doesn’t constantly bother me.

57. What was the last game you Lost?
I can’t even remember the last game I played.

58. What is your favorite Letter?
C.

59. What’s your favorite color Leaf?
Orange.

60. How many Lamps are there in the room you’re currently in?
Three.

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61. Where is your Mom right now?
In her new trailer here in Moscow!

62. Do you own any scary Masks?
My face.

63. What is your favorite type of Meat?
Probably tuna. Or turkey.

64. Would you ever want to live in a Mansion?
Not permanently, but it’d be fun for a week or so.

65. Are you a Maneater?
Hah. No.

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66. Are you really Nice?
I try to be.

67. Have you ever caught a butterfly in a Net?
“I’ve had it up to here with these butterflies! I CAN’T TAKE THE POLITICS!”

68. Do you write Notes often?
Nope.

69. Are you scared of Needles?
Nah.

70. Do you Never say Never?
Never!

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71. Do you like the brand O’neill?
The what now?

72. How many times have you swam in the Ocean?
Several times.

73. Do you like Oyster crackers?
Yar.

74. Are you scared of Octopus?
Haha, just one? Or is that a villain? OCTOPUS WILL INK YO’ SOUL!

75. Do you enjoy Olives?
Olives own.

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76. What do you do to celebrate St. Patrick’s Day?
Usually nothing.

77. Pens or Pencils?
Pens.

78. Do you think Pigs are cute?
Eh.

79. When was the last time you Packed to go somewhere?
I always “pack” to go walking, ’cause I use a different backpack and carry specific things.

80. Would you ever wear a Parka?
I suppose.

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81. Do you like taking online Quizzes?
Hell yeah!

82. What is a Question that many people ask you?
“You’re 25?!” Apparently I look like I’m 18 or something.

83. How many Quarters are in your wallet?
None.

84. Would you ever want to be Queen?
I’d screw things up.

85. Do you remember Quail boy from Doug?
Nope.

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86. Is your favorite color Red?
Close. Orange.

87. Do you often spit Rhymes?
Hahahaha.

88. What was the last book you Read?
The Calculus Wars. Yeah, I haven’t had much time to read for pleasure lately. I barely have time to sleep. Shut up.

89. Is currently Raining?
Nope.

90. Are you wearing any Rings?
Nope.

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91. Do you have a Sweet tooth?
Oh yeah.

92. What is your favorite Smell?
Shut up.

93. Don’t you love Summer?
I do. Summer makes me happy.

94. Where do you hang the Stockings during Christmas?
I don’t have stockings.

95. Would you ever want to Sail the Seven Seas?
That sounds fun!

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96. Have you ever played a Trombone?
That’s one of the few instruments I’ve never even tried to play.

97. Do you ever say Tisk Tisk?
Nope.

98. Have you ever slept in a Tent?
Long ago, yes.

99. Turtles or Tigers?
BIG CATS

100. Do ever eat at the dining room Table?
Haha, don’t have one.

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101. Will you stand under my Umbrella?
Ella, ella, ey, ey, ey!

102. Where are your Underwear from that you’re currently wearing? And what color are they?
I have no idea where I bought them. They’re white.

103. Would you ever like to visit Uranus?
Yes!

105. Do/Did you have to wear a Uniform to school?
Nope.

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106. Are any of the clothes you are wearing now Velvet?
No.

107. What was the last Vacation you went on?
Uh…that time my mom and I went to Phoenix to meet Matt?

108. Do you own a Van?
Nope.

109. Are there any Vases in your house?
Not in the basement, no.

110. What is your most Valuable possesion?
Vaio!

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111. What is your favorite Word?
Syzygy.

112. Do you still own a Wagon?
Only when I play Oregon Trail 3.

113. Where was the last place you walked to? Other than the room you’re in now:
Walmart? I think it was Walmart.

114. When you were younger, did you have a ‘magic Wand’?
No.

115. What is happening to the World?
Exactly what’s supposed to be happening.

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116. What was the last X-ray you got? Why?
X-RAY AND VAV!! (sorry, lots of Achievement Hunter vids have been watched recently.)

117. Have you ever played a Xylophone?
Maybe? Not sure.

118. Do you like the name Xavier?
Meh.

119. Do you know what Xerography is?
THE ART OF THE XEROX!! (but yeah, I actually do know what xerography is.)

120. Are you aware that not many words begin with the letter X?
Um, duh?

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121. Do you believe that kids your age are too Young to be in love?
I’m 25. So no.

122. Do you own a Yo-Yo?
Nope.

123. Do you like the color Yellow?
Indeed I do! Favorite primary color, yo.

124. When did you last Yawn?
I don’t really keep track of those enough to remember.

125. Have you gone in your backyard today?
Just to get out of the house.

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126. Don’t you just love the Zoo?
Beh.

127. Do you like Zebras?
They’re alright.

128. Is there a Zipper on any of your clothes right now?
Nopers.

129. Do you watch the Suite Life of Zack and Cody?
Hah. No.

130. How come nobody’s favorite number is Zero?
Who’s to say it isn’t?