As I said in my Facebook status:

Number of pages this essay has to be: 15
Number of pages it is: 45
Percent of essay I still have to write to make it at least somewhat complete: ~60%

Dammit, Vancouver, you’re still screwing with me.

I don’t think it will be possible to cut this down to the required length by Monday.

NNNH.

Here’s a survey.

1.) What are 3 things on your wish list and why?
Ace my discrete math final, ace my calc II final, ace my computer science final. All the reasons are the same: because school is pretty much all I’ve got going for me.

2.) What do you miss about your childhood?
Not too much. I guess I miss my old routines more than anything. I’m a routine type of person.

3.) What do you do on your spare time on the weekends?
“Spare time?” What is this concept?

4.) What do you appreciate most in your life?
The Universe?

5.) Would you rather be rich or healthy?
Manly.

6.) If you could go back in time would you and why?
Yes. Leibniz.

7.) Favorite game as a child?
I have no idea. Does our made-up game of Coos count?

8.) What is your dream career?
Either what I’m doing now or something very close to it: a stats teacher!

9.) What do you do in your free time?
See question 3.

10.) Favorite clothing stores?
Goodwill, fools.

11.) What TV shows can’t you live without?
I still love Metalocalypse more than pretty much every TV show. Season 5, where are you?!

12.) 3 things you need in your life are:
Intelligence, more intelligence, and some new socks.

13.) What can’t you sleep without?
A fan.

14.) What are you currently a nerd for?
I don’t really like to self-identify as a “nerd,” but I suppose I would say statistics, math/mathematicians, Leibniz (though I think the appropriate phrase here would be “stalker of”), and some particular games (Half Life and Quake for sure, and probably Fallout 3).

15.) What is your favorite seasoning?
Did you know I used to get “seasoning” mixed up with “seasons” and was always bothered by the fact that no one acknowledged the “pepper” and “salt” seasons, which were clearly in between winter and fall (pepper) and spring and summer (salt)? I was a freaking idiot.

16.) What is your favorite wild animal?
Uhhh…elephant seal? I don’t know.

17.) Name 3 of your favorite childhood shows:
Eek! The Cat, Tailspin, and freaking Reading Rainbow, yo.

18.) If you could live as a character in a movie who would it be?
OOOH I wanna be Dr. Searle in Sunshine. I don’t care that he dies, he’s awesome.

19.) Favorite vegetable?
BROCCOLI

20.) Favorite Fruit?
Apples I suppose.

21.) If you had a dragon what would you name it?
Octavius Pyrotechnic Lawrence Wellington Joe III

22.) What do you put on hotdogs?
I don’t eat hotdogs more than like once per every five years. But I put ketchup on them and nothing else.

23.) Do you play online games?
MINECRAFT!

24.) What’s your favorite way to get inspired?
Walking.

25.) Do you have a middle name?
Indeed I do.