Claudia’s Extraordinarily Short Blog Post

By Claudia on

I get visibly upset every time I see helium balloons now. There’s a helium shortage, people. Do you want a festive party or do you want to keep your MRI machines running?

I’d suggest hydrogen balloons as an alternative, but birthday candles + hydrogen encased in thin balloon film skin = mini Hindenburg time, so yeah.

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    MattFarn | Reply

    We couldn’t get our 4 year old balloons for her birthday because the dollar store was out of helium. It was very sad. Mostly the shortage is caused by the US millitary hoarding it all.

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      Claudia | Reply

      In Arizona!

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