The Obligatory March List

By Claudia on

  1. I think I’m the only person on Tumblr who is not a member of at least one of the following fandoms: Sherlock, Harry Potter, Dr. Who, LotR, Princess Bride, How I Met Your Mother, Homestuck.
  2. Of course, I obsessively track the tags “statistics”, “calculus”, “Leibniz”, “Achievement Hunters”, and “Metalocalypse”, so maybe I should shut up.
  3. But the “calculus” tag makes me sad ‘cause mostly it’s just people saying how much they hate it.
  4. Andnspeaking of Achievement Hunters, I am not ashamed to admit that I’m in love with every single one of those guys. I had a dream about the Tower of Pimps last night and I woke up laughing.
  5. Even though I don’t believe in astrology, I think it’s fun to think about. Every time I can, I test it as a variable in my analyses. Just ‘cause.
  6. I’m not an aesthetically pleasing person. I’m just not. I’ve pretty much come to terms with this, but someone recently brought it back to the forefront of my attention and I can’t stop thinking about it. Fuck.
  7. This is the time of the year when I get really, really, really lonely.
  8. I have really bad anger issues. I also have really bad methods of dealing with them.
  9. March blows.
  10. My job is pretty much the only thing that’s keeping me (relatively) sane right now. This buttface depression won’t go away, but even on the worst days when I don’t even feel like teaching, once I’m actually teaching I feel so much better.
  11. I always check the “missed connections” section on Craigslist just to see if I’m ever listed as a connection worth missing. I know I’ll never be, but it’s fun to have pointless hopes.
  12. Leibniz needs to come back to life. I need him. In my pants.
  13. I’m taking a picture of the soles of my new walking shoes every 50 miles to see how they wear over time. It’ll be cool once I’ve got a bunch of photos and can transition through them.
  14. I miss all-night basement Rock Band parties.
  15. I especially miss all-night basement naked Rock Band parties.
  16. HELL SOMEONE JUST GET NAKED WITH ME I’M SO LONELY
  17. The laws of physics do not apply universally. Example case: my hair.
  18. Don’t you hate it when you love doing something but you’re just horrible at doing it?
  19. Note: I am NOT horrible at getting naked.
  20. Thanks to my non-fiction class, I have a freakish urge to write a memoir. Which is ridiculous, ‘cause who gives a crap about my life? I don’t even give a crap about my life.
  21. That’s what my blog is for. My blog is my memoir.
  22. Shittiest memoir ever.
  23. Speaking of my blog, sorry my posts have been pretty depressing this year. I haven’t been in a good head space and I don’t have anyone to talk to so I pretty much just vomit the excess nonsense out in blog form.
  24. You know what? I shouldn’t say I’m lonely. I like being alone. I prefer it to constantly having to entertain someone.
  25. Why the hell do I want to go back to Vancouver? Whywhywhywhywhy?!
  26. Man, I’ve really screwed up my life, haven’t I?
  27. I miss marching band like crazy.
  28. I had a dream the other night where my calc teacher couldn’t find any paper in order to copy our final exams, so we had to make up an interpretive dance of one of the things we learned over the semester in order to pass. I failed because I couldn’t do the splits, which is apparently the interpretive dance version for doing a trig substitution. Dafuq?
  29. Calculus calms me down. I’m going to go do some ‘cause I’m getting really antsy right now.
  30. Bye!
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