1. What is your biggest pet peeve?
Lateness. Or people who go in the “exit” door and go out through the “entrance” door. Read the signs, fools!

2. Where and when were you born?
Long, long ago in a galaxy far away.

3. Where did your parents meet?
Uh, at work? I’m not sure about the specifics.

4. Do you have any siblings? What are/were they like in four words?
No sibbies.

5. Where do you live now, and with whom?
At my dad’s. But I’ve got the basement apartment to myself.

6. What is your occupation?
I teach stats, yo!

7. Write a full description of yourself.
There are really only three things you need to know about me: I love statistics, I love color, and I’m obnoxious.

8. To which social class do you belong?
Does it matter?

9. Do you have any allergies, diseases, or other physical weaknesses?
I’m allergic to an asthma medicine. Makes my throat close up, which was actually a rather hilarious and ironic result when I took the medicine to help with temporary asthma.

10. Are you right- or left-handed?
Righty.

11. What does your voice sound like?
Listen for yourself.

12. What words and/or phrases do you use very frequently?
I say “oh crap” a lot. I also giggle inanely, but I don’t know if that counts.

13. What do you have in your pockets?
I HAVE NO POCKETS!

14. Do you have any quirks, strange mannerisms, annoying habits, or other defining characteristics?
Have you met me?