1902. What takes your breath away?
Lack of oxygen. Beautiful data.

1903. What did you do today that you regret?
Something we shall not discuss.
Will you ever do it again?
Unfortunately.

1904. Is happiness something to be achieved and sought after or is it something to be retained and held onto always, no matter what happens?
Can’t it be both?

1905. Would you rather live in a world of perfection or do you like the world the way it is?
Well, it IS the best of all possible worlds…

1906. Is a frightening world an interesting world to live in?
I would think so.

1907. What gives people depth and character?
Their own personal quirks.

1908. What band, together or not would make you want to JUST FLY after seeing their show?
I think seeing Muse in concert would do this to me.

1909. Speaking of flying, can you fly?
I used to try, man. I used to try every single recess.

1910. Recently a 10-year-old grilled cheese sandwich in which some people saw the image of the Virgin Mary sold on ebay for $10,000. What do you think of this?
How in the hell did they preserve it for 10 years such that the grilled Virgin Mary portrait is still discernable?

1911. Who is the next person you will hug?
No idea. I know no one in this city.

1912. Where was your last vacation to?
Alaska.

1913. Where was your last car ride to?
Um…Walmart?

1914. Where was your last bus ride to?
Costco.

1915. Where did you last walk to?
Loblaws.

1916. What is the worst band in the universe?
No idea.

1917. What is the next book you want to read?
I’m currently reading Baldwin’s Go Tell it on the Mountain, so I guess that.

1918. What are the 3 most useless items on the planet?
Me, myself, and I.

1919. What gives you a peaceful feeling?
R. Good music. More R. DATA!

1920. Do you ever stay up late watching infomercials?
Haha, I used to all the time when I went to my dad’s for the weekend as a kid.
Did you ever BUY anything from an infomercial?
Nope. But my dad’s a QVC addict.

1921. Are you a light sleeper?
Pfft. Sleep’s for the weak.

1922. Are you a toys R us kid?
I’ve only ever been to Toys R Us once.

1923. Are you part of the mile high club?
HAHAHAHAHA no.

1924. Do you like:
pina coladas? Never had one
getting caught in the rain? SCREW YOU VANCOUVER
yoga? Never understood the appeal much
intelligence? Indeed.
making love at midnight? Oh yes.
health food? Broccoli wins.
champagne? Meh.
the feel of the ocean? The Pacific Ocean? Freaking cold!

1925. What was the funniest way that you ever misheard the lyrics to a song?
I don’t know about myself, but I found out last summer that a friend always thought the lyric “I bless the rains down in Africa” from Toto’s “Africa” was “I guess it rains down in Africa.” It was a lot more hilarious than it sounds.

1926. What have you never seen anything lovelier than?
A tree (KILMER REFERENCE OMFG)

1927. Have you ever painted on a:
wall: yes.
ceramic: oh yeah.
painting: have I ever painted on a painting? That’s…um…
model: like a scale model or a fashion model?
sun catcher: nope.
face: yup.
body: oh yeah.

1928. If you believe in heaven are there separate heavens for different animals (kittie heaven. dog heaven, bird heaven, etc)?
I don’t believe in heaven.

1929. If you could build your body from scratch using the parts from different celebrities who would you combine?
I don’t know. But I recently was made aware of how striking Jennifer Aniston is.

1930. If you could build your perfect match from scratch using the parts from different celebrities who would you combine?
I would just use Tom Hanks. ‘Cause he’s awesome.

1931. Avril Lavigne or Michelle Branch?
Avril.
Vanessa Carlton or Britney Spears?
Britney.

1932. When you sleep next to someone do they fall asleep first usually or do you?
They do.
If they do, do you watch them sleep?
I touch them. NICELY, people, like stroking their shoulder. Not a pervert.

1933. How many people have a piece of your heart?
Two.

1934. What are your day dreams about?
The future. The past. Pretty much anything outside the realm of the current year.

1935. What is your usual breakfast?
Banana + peanuts. Not mixed together, though, ‘cause that’s nasty.

1936. How quickly are you willing to take drugs to numb pain?
Not very quickly.

1937. Finish this sentence. I pity the fool that:
Falls in love with you.

1938. Can you think of three adjectives that DO NOT apply to you even a tiny bit?
We already had this question! I remember it from awhile back.

1939. What do your salt and pepper shakers look like?
They’re small, cylindrical, and say “salt” and “pepper” on them respectively. Livin’ extravagantly.

|1940. When was the last time you hurt yourself?
Um…we’ll not get into that, okay?

1941. Would you rather never have to sleep but also never be able to dream or just leave things as they are?
Never have to sleep!

1942. Have you ever had your car towed?
Nope.

1943. Have you ever used kool-aid to dye your hair?
That would so not work on me.

1944. Would you rather be naked and famous or dressed and non-famous?
I can be naked AND famous? Rock on!

1945. What band or singer do you believe started rock and roll?
Bon Jovi? Haha, I dunno.

1946. Think of an object that is shaped like your body:
Uh…a wonky stick? I’m weird-shaped.

1947. If you had a large black vase-pot-thing in your house what would you put in it?
A vase-pot-thing? Seriously?

1948. Where would you like to live when you want to start a family?
I don’t think I’d want to start a family.

1949. Would you rather live in the city, suburbs or the country?
City.

1950. Were you parents born by the year 1950?
Nope.

1951. Would you ever participate in a ‘sock hop’?
That would be awesome.

1952. Once there was a green house and inside it was a white house and inside it was a red house and inside it was a bunch of little brown babies. What are we talking about? Solve this riddle.
Is it watermelon?

1953. Have you ever built something?
I built the transmission to the Lego Mars Rover we worked on back in elementary school.

1954. What is the hardest thing to face each day?
Myself.

1955. Who’s voice irritates you like fingernails on a blackboard?
No one’s.

1956. What is your favorite plant?
Oregon grapes are badass.

1957. What simple things in life do you appreciate?
Dorky friends. Orgy parties. Dorky friends + orgy parties. Dorky friends + orgy parties – clothes.

1958. Have you ever read a book by Tom Robbins?
Nope.

1959. Are you more of a maker and giver, or a taker and user?
A maker and giver.

1960. What do you contribute to society?
Weird blogs.

1961. Do you take naps?
Hell no.

1962. Do you have any cavaties?
Not that I know of.

1963. What is the difference between art and fine art?
I think “fine art” is used to describe the more aesthetic components of the wide scope of what is “art.”

1964. Do you believe that there has been a man on the moon?
Sure, why not?

1965. What music makes you so happy you could burst?
SLEEPYHEAD

1966. What do you think of the band They Might be Giants?
Eh, never heard much of theirs.

1967. Would you ever go into a sex shop?
I have.

1968. If you had to choose would you rather go into a sex shop with your mom or your dad?
Hahahaha, my mom.

1969. Do you buy holiday gifts early or at the last minute?
Last minute.

1970. What do you want to do today?
Be awesome.

1971. You see a girl in a long ruffled off white dress carrying a bag painted with a sunflower and playing a ukelele while twirling around the cafeteria.
What is your first reaction?
Hi pretty hippy lady!
Could you become friends with this girl?
Why not?

1972. Let’s just say your school team is on a winning streak. One of the cheerleaders cheers both for your team and the other team during games. Does it make you angry?
Nope.
One day you ask her why she does it and she says that, “It’s just so much fun, no matter who wins.” What do you think of that?
She’s rad.

1973. Do you laugh when there is no joke and dance when there is no music?
Have you been in my head?

1974. What would the perfect pair of socks look like?
Toe socks. Rainbow. Maybe sparkly.

1975. What is the longest you have ever gone without sleeping?
Quite some time. Stupid Gritman and their inability to perform an EEG correctly.

1976. Have you ever had a hallucination?
Oh  my.

1977. Are you generally happy?
Ehhhhhhhhhhhh.

1978. Are you a:
sore loser?
Sometimes.
sore winner?
I don’t think so?

1979. Were you an 80’s baby?
Yup. 1988.

1980. What’s in the room with you right now that you can’t see?
The wall behind me.

1981. Do you ALWAYS thouroughly wash your hands after going to the bathroom?
Yup.

1982. If someone else were to describe you what would you hope they would say?
That I was smart, competent, and good at statistics.

1983. What is the sound of one hand clapping?
The sound trees make when they fall in the forest when nobody’s around.

1984. You are filling out a 5000 question survey. What would you rather be doing right now?
Dancing.
Why aren’t you doing it?
Because I can’t blast my music at 3 AM.

1985. Do you prefer carnivals, festivals, circuses, parades or fairs?
Parades, ‘cause I’m usually marching in them.

1986. Are you useful?
I would like to be, but I’m probably not.

1987. Are you a:
bitch/bastard?
Nope.
lover?
Yup.
child?
No longer.
mother/father?
Hahaha, nooo.
sinner?
According to the church.
saint?
That would be entertaining.

1988. What is the dirtiest habit you can think of?
Collecting dirt.

1989. What kind of person will you ABSOLUTELY never date?
Someone who’s a jerk to everyone else. Never again.

1990. What were you doing at ten fifteen last saturday night?
Dude, I can’t even remember what I was doing at 10:15 tonight.

1991. Do you ever need ‘quiet time’?
Almost constantly.

1992. What are you made of?
Monads!

1993. What does ‘you are what you eat’ really mean?
That I am broccoli.

1994. What was the last thing you counted?
My M&Ms.

1995. Do you think it is harder for a parent to outlive their child or for the child to lose a parent?
Probably harder for the parent who loses a child, because I think they kind of “expect” themselves to go first.

1996. Do you believe in psychic ability or is it a sham?
Who knows? The universe is a strange thing.

1997. What is your favorite classic rock song?
Peace of Mind by the ever-awesome Boston.

1998. Who are you anyway?
I’m a weirdo.
Are you your resume?
I’m a two-page piece of paper?!

1999. When are you the most insecure?
Probably when I’m one-on-one with somebody. Freaks me out. I need to be with at least two other people to feel comfortable.

2000. Who would your fantasy threesome involve?
Leibniz, Hume, and myself.
Yeah.
Best of all possible threesomes.