Therefore, survey!

1601. What’s on your key chain besides keys?
Nothing.

1602. How do you feel about endangered species?
If humans caused the endangerment, we should do what we can to reinstate the species to its former numbers.

1603. What was the last CD you bought?
Haha, oh man…Muse’s Absolution, I think.

1604. Do you like feather pillows?
Sure, why not?

1605. How about water beds?
Dude, so much fun.

1606. Who or what do you feel the deepest responsibility towards?
My parents? I feel like I have a responsibility to NOT be a total screw up, though I’ve pretty much bombed that little assignment.

1607. How long is forever?
A freaking long time.

1608. Who is your favorite family member?
Mommy!

1609. Who would you be afraid to have angry at you?
My father is terrifying when he’s angry.

1610. Does this survey feel like it will never end?
I’m a survey freak. I hope it doesn’t!

1611. Have you ever eaten any kind of food off of someone else’s body?
Yes? I’ve had people eat off of me, which is highly enjoyable.

1612. Do you like the direction your life is going in?
I’m not sure, actually.

1613. Are you a traditional person?
About certain things, yes. But they’re things that I probably shouldn’t be traditional about, so we won’t speak of them here.

1614. Have you ever felt like the victim of societal injustice?
Not really, no.

1615. What feelings or thoughts do you repress?
We don’t want to get into that.

1616. What makes you feel ecstatic?
Statistics! Not kidding.

1617. What was your biggest mistake in the past three months?
Hahaha, the past three months have been themselves a big mistake.

1618. York Peppermint Patti or Reese’s Peanut butter Cups?
Reese’s, dude. 100%.

1619. What are your feelings, if any, about Hugh Hefner?
I have none.

1620. What is your specialty?
Being weird. Obsessing.

1621. Have you ever had a stalker?
HAHAHAHAHA yes.

1622. Have you ever been a stalker?
In the eyes of some, yes.

1623. Ideally, how far would you like to live from your nearest neighbor??
Far enough away that I can blast my techno and they wouldn’t be disturbed by it.

1624. What would you do if a teacher accused you of cheating when you really weren’t? Or if that doesn’t apply to you…what would you do if a manager accused you of stealing when you really weren’t?
This happened once in 10th grade biology. I had a four-color pen and we were going over a self-graded quiz. I changed the color of the pen so I could write my name in black on the front page and the teacher thought I was changing the color so I could re-write an answer.

1625. What store would you most like a $10,000 (about 5900 British pounds) gift certificate to?
Goodwill! Or H&M.

1626. What would you most like to reincarnate as?
A dude.

1627. What’s in your undie drawer…besides undies?
I have no such thing!

1628. How many languages can you say HELLO in?
Four? Five? Does Canadian count?

1629. If your whole country had to listen to you talk for ten minutes what would you talk about?
I would talk about the issues with Big Food and how the government is basically ruining our nutrition and our ability to, if we so desire, acquire good, nutritional foods. It’s a big, scary issue in my opinion.

1630. Do you have a guardian angel?
Doubtful.

1631. Do you smoke?
Nope.

1632. Who is more successful, Bill gates or Mother Theresa?
They’re both successful in their own ways.

1633. What band T-shirts do you own?
None!

1634. What is your favorite thing that is red?
Haha, it was my red umbrella up in Van. I don’t know what it is now…

1635. Have you ever worn mismatched socks on purpose?
Probably.

1636. Do you check nutrition labels?
I’m a bit obsessive.

1637. Most Mcdonalds value meals are about 1,500 calories (the amount of calories an average person needs in one whole day) and over 1,000 of those calories are from fat. What do you think about this?
I just get French fries, yo.

1638. If you could delete someone’s diary would you if:
They didn’t agree with you? Nope.
They were rude/obnoxious to you? Probably not.
They wrote rude entries? Nope.

1639. Have you ever worn:
A dress or a skirt if you are a guy? A tie if you are a girl?
Yes.

1640. Do you trust people at restraunts who handle your food that they aren’t doing anything gross to it while you can’t see them?
Haha, I try not to think about it.

1641. How do you wear your hair each day?
Uh, I comb it, let it sit there. It seems to know what to do.

1642. Have you ever worn: A gas mask? A blindfold?
Yes and yes.

1643. Would you be willing to go hang gliding?
Hell yeah!

1644. What is the difference between a man’s button down shirt and a woman’s button down shirt?
Aren’t the buttons on the opposite side? I’m not sure.

1645. Have you ever taken a lock of someone else’s hair?
Haha, nope.

1646. Have you ever given anyone a lock of your hair?
Nope.

1647. If you had a locket what would you put inside?
Sexy things.

1648. Is blood a turn on for you?
Not particularly, no.

1649. Have you ever written anything in your own blood?
Yes.

1650. Have you ever drank, slurped or licked someone else’s blood?
Ew.

QUESTIONS MISSING OMFGWTFBBQ

1669. What is your opinion of the current political climate in your country?
I think we’re all pretty screwed.

1670. In some high schools attendance of pep rallies is mandatory. How would you feel in this situation?
I’d start stabbing people. Actually, this was the case in my high school, come to think of it…

1671. Could you possibly fall in love with a prostitute?
Why not?

1672. What do you think of these names:
Elton: Blah.
Billy: Too common.
Dwayne: I like Wayne, but I don’t like Dwayne.
Betsy: Betsy’s cool.
Liz: Liz is okay.
Linda: My art teacher!

1673. What is one situation you want to avoid ever happening to you?
I wouldn’t want to choose whether someone lived or died. But there are a lot of other situations, too.

1674. Low fat or fat free?
Pfft. Making things low or fat free usually involves adding a bunch of chems/sugar/salt to make it taste the same. Regular for me.

1675. Are you cowardly?
No, I wouldn’t say so.

1676. Do you ever feel less than fresh?
Hahaha.

1677. Whose number is 867-5309?
Jenny! I hope she doesn’t change it. I need to make her mine.

1678. Have you ever written something on a bathroom wall?
Nope.

1679. When was the last time you fell down in public?
I don’t remember.

1680. Are you more aggressive or mellow?
Neither. Timid, maybe.

1681. What have you done with yourself to keep your life worth living?
Excellent question.

1682. What is the most incredible thing you can do?
I can screw up 99.9% of the things I attempt, that’s pretty incredible.

1683. Do you bury your pets, flush them, or throw them away?
The mental image of someone trying to flush a Great Dane down the toilet has got me laughing harder than it should.

1684. Do you get embarrassed when someone shows off baby pictures of you?
Meh. No one ever does.

1685. Who has made the biggest sacrifice for you?
My mother. She’s sacrificed so much it’s not even funny.

1686. What’s your favorite thing that is yellow?
THE SUN!

1687. Do you take any vitamins or drugs?
I take vitamins, yes.

1688. What’s the coolest HTML code you know?
Haha, I know no HTML. Sad, eh?

1689. If you had to change your diary name what would you change it to?
I’d probably go to “proc blog; run;” just because I’ve had it in mind for awhile.

1690. Do you want to grow old with someone?
Like that’s ever going to happen, but yes.

1691. Do you ever read entries titled ‘leave notes’?
Nah.

1692. Do you ever read entries titled ‘please read’?
Sure.

1693. Have you ever played Dungeons and Dragons?
Nope.

1694. Have you ever played Magic the Gathering?
I played Pokemon instead.

1695. Have you ever played Vampire the Masquerade?
Nope.

1696. Have you ever played Risk?
Nope.

1697. Of the above mentioned four games which one is most appealing to you?
Risk has always sounded fun.

1698. What have you complained for so long about having to do that you could’ve accomplished it by the time you were finished complaining?
Hahaha, I could have had my thesis done in like February if I had stopped bitching about it and had just done it.

1699. When was the last time you went out of your way to be cheerful and friendly, even when you felt like punching everyone around you?
Probably today. It was a shitty day.

1700. Do you treat others better or worse than yourself and why?
I try to treat others better than I treat myself, ‘cause I know I treat myself like a piece of crap.