1401. Do you like your movies and books to be more lighthearted or serious?
Movies = lighthearted, books = serious.

1402. What’s more important, first impressions or lasting impact?
Lasting impact.

1403. Order these areas of psychological health from what you need the least improvement in to what you need the most improvement in: physical, emotional, social, intellectual, environmental, spiritual
Spiritual, environmental, physical, intellectual, social, emotional.

1404. Do you react appropriately to things and control your feelings?
Haha, I certainly try. Given the latest developments in loss of sanity, however, I can’t really say.

1405. Do you have stable relationships?
I wish I had ANY relationships right now.

1406. Do you need to be in a relationship to feel good about yourself?
BAH. I’m self-sufficient. Though I do miss doting over someone.

1407. Which is the most clear and concise, your thoughts, your speech or your
writing? Which is the least clear and concise?
Most clear: writing
Least clear: speech

1408. Are you always trying to learn new things?
Hell yeah.

1409. Do you feel at peace?
Not right now, no. Freakin’ thesis.

1410. Do you have strong morals and ethics that you believe in and adhere to?
Indeed I do.

1411. Are you over or under weight?
Haha, I’m not sure, actually. Not sure how much I weigh.

1412. Do you think of the needs of all humanity or just the needs of yourself
and those you know?
I try to expand my conscientiousness beyond my immediate surroundings, but sometimes that just doesn’t happen.

1413. Do you recycle?
I do indeed.

1414. Are you active in your community?
Haha, no.

1415. Are you sensitive to the needs of others?
I try to be.

1416. Do you dress up to go to the mall?
I haven’t been to a mall without making a 10+ mile trek to get there, so no. Unless walking garb counts.

1417. Have you ever been on anti depressants?
Unfortunately.

1418. Name a part of your body.
My right ear.

Give that part of your body a name.
“Michael.”

1419. Is fourteen your lucky number?
Nope, eleven is.

1420. What could make you lose respect for someone?
I really, really have a hard time with people who make snide remarks about others or who are overly judgmental. We’re all  human beings just trying to get through life, why criticize others?

1421. Is ignorance really bliss?
Never!

1422. What can be described as ‘even better than the real thing’?
Hmm…not sure.

1423. Are you jealous that dog can lick their own genitals?
Hahahahahaha.
If you could do that would you ever leave the house?
I think I would get sick of licking my genitals pretty quickly.
And that is probably one of the strangest sentences I’ve ever written.

1424. What’s in your wallet right now?
$10, my UBC card, my driver’s license, Costco and Safeway cards, a bus map, debit and Visa cards, my bus pass, and possibly some coins.

1425. Do you write letters that you never send?
I used to. But I also used to be a stalker, so…

1426. Do you ever get the feeling people are laughing at you?
I’m sure they are. I’m amusing (not in a good way).

1427. Who’s the one person you’d like to drop a house on?
No one.

1428. Have you ever been swept off your feet?
Not literally, no.

1429. Tell me why you don’t like Mondays:
Because school sucks ass, and I usually have to go to campus on Mondays.

1430. In the Harry potter series the books seem to be getting darker and more serious with each new release. Do you like this change or do you prefer the story to be light?
I read the first 20 pages of the first Harry Potter book. I have yet to read any more of Rowling’s works.

1431. How often do you update your diary?
You mean my blog? I BLOG every day, I update like once a month. BAD BLOGGER, BAD.

1432. What do you mostly write about in your diary?
What DON’T I write about? It’s hard to categorize what my blog is all about.

1433. How many quizzes and/or surveys do you have in your diary as entries?
Oh good lord, like a fourth of my blogs are surveys or quizzes.

1433. How many forwards does your diary contain?
Maybe two or three.

1434. What is your writing style like?
Not sure, really. I try to inject humor in pretty much everything, and my style is pretty casual.

1435. How honest are you in your diary?
Pretty honest.

1436. Why do you write in your diary?
Because I started this way back in May of 2006, and I said I’d do this daily. Therefore, daily blogs!

1437. Do you have a comet cursor on your diary description?
A what?

1438. Do you ever chat online?
Yup.

1439. Have you ever met someone from online?
Nope.

1440. What’s your favorite horror:
Movie?
Does Outbreak count?
Book?
I’m not sure, actually. Not much of a horror person.

1441. Have you ever caught a mistake in a movie?
Yes.

1442. Have you ever seen that munchkin who supposedly hangs himself in the Wizard of Oz?
Nope.
If yes, how/when should someone look for it?
I wouldn’t know.

1443. If you had to give yourself a letter grade (A, A-, B, B-, C, C-, D, D-, F) for things how would you grade yourself on:
Happiness: D
Being a decent human being: A-
Being serene (calm, peaceful): D-
Kindness: A
Anger management: F
Creative thinking: B
Modesty: Haha, how do you answer this one?
Being an original: B
Knowing yourself: A
Being true to yourself: A
Getting along with others: B
Liking yourself: F
Admitting your flaws: A
Self improvement: C

1444. Are you kinky?
Hell yeah.

1445. How would you feel if twice a week you could wake up next to the person you love?
Life would be awesome. That would probably be ideal, actually, ‘cause then we’d be apart enough to make the time we spent together even more important.

1446. Out of all the people you know who is most likely to be one of the great minds of our time?
Sean.

1447. Have you ever been to:
Church? Yes.
Temple? Nope.
A bar? Nope.
A house party? Sorta.
A rave? Nope.
A goth club? Nope.
A punk show? Nope.
A hip hop club? Nope.

1448. So far, have you changed around any of the questions on this survey?
Nope.

1449. Are you crying on the inside?
Welcome to my life for the past two years (hahaha, wow, can you say “emo?”)

1450. Are you afraid of the future?
I don’t really have a future right now. Ask me in a week or so.

1451. What will you dress up as this year for Halloween (if you celebrate it)?
Probably nothing.

1452. Do you think of some people as not worthy of being your friend?
Nope.

1453. If you won $1,000 every week until you die, would you still go to school?
Dude, I’d make school my LIFE.
Would you still get a job?
Possibly.

1454. What’s the most difficult job you can think of?
Putting up with obnoxious people. That incorporates a lot of jobs, haha.

1455. If you could decorate your room with any theme you wanted what would you pick?
Rainbow!

1456. Of the following bands which would you be most likely to check out: roxy music (70’s glam), the magnetic fields (current indie rock),  kraftwerk (experimental electronic rock)?
Kraftwerk!

1457. You and your boy/girlfriend have been together 6 months or longer…. One day s/he wants to go to a strip club with his/her friends to hang out. It’s guys/girls night out and you aren’t invited. Would you be upset by this?
Nah.

1458. Can a person avoid dying if he or she does not believe in death?
That would be convenient.

1459. If someone sings songs that they don’t write and they don’t play any instruments or mix the songs or have any creative input at all..Are they a musician?
If you define a “singer” as a musician, yes.

1460. What do the following stand for:
html? “Hyper text markup language”
faq? “Frequently asked questions”
fao? Not sure about this one.
imho? “In my humble opinion”
hiv? “Human immunodeficiency virus”
aids? “Auto immune deficiency syndrome”
r&b? I think it’s “rhythm and blues”

1461. What does the world owe you?
Nothing.

1462. Do you read plays and books or just get the cliff notes?
I read the actual plays and books. I don’t think I’ve ever used Cliff Notes.

1463. What do you want to get out of life?
Knowledge.

1464. Do you know what is really important to you?
See above.

1465. What trend has been getting on your nerves lately?
Popular songs on the radio advocating crazy partying and getting drunk/wasted to the point of not remembering things the next morning. We get it, partying and irresponsible alcohol use is fun. Do we need 96 new songs about it?

1466. Do you forgive yourself when you make a mistake?
Nope.

1467. What tiny little very small thing has made you hugely happy?
Happiness has eluded me for a few months now.

1468. Can you read body language well?
Somewhat.

1469. Do you look people in the eye when you talk?
Somewhat.

1470. Do you notice if they aren’t looking you in the eye?
Nah.

1471. Are you alert to opportunities?
Depends on the type of opportunity. Depends on if I care.

1472. Puppet Yoda or digital Yoda?
THERE IS A PUPPET YODA??

1473. Do you look like the person you want to be?
Nope.

1474. Do you behave like the person you want to be?
Maybe 70% of the time.

1475. Some children were asked ‘how would you make your marriage work?’ One child, Ricky, age ten, said: ‘Tell your wife she looks pretty, even if she looks like a truck.’ Is this good advice?
Why aren’t trucks pretty? CHEVYS HAVE FEELINGS TOO!

1476. Do you visualize your goals and dreams?
Constantly.

1477. 4x + 3 = 15
What is the value of x?
x = 3

1478. Do you keep yourself organized?
Very.

1479. Does anyone really win an argument?
Sure.

1480. Have you ever had champagne?
Nnnno? I don’t think so.

1481. Do you strive for perfection?
Yup.

1482. Name one thing you understand.
That I understand nothing.

1483. Whatever it is are you afraid of it?
I fear ignorance, yes.

1484. Do you dislike being told what to do?
Not usually. I like being given direction.

1485. If you had a cat would you have it declawed?
Hell no.

1486. Do you prefer lobster, clams, or crab meat?
Crab rules.

1487. What do you think about guys who don’t wear underwear?
I have no problem with them.

1488. What do you think about girls who don’t wear bras?
See above.

1489. Do you ask for what you want?
Not of others, no.

1490. What are you against?
Close-mindedness.

1491. How many notes does your diary have?
Comments? I’m not sure, about 100-something since I’ve been on WordPress.

1492. Ace of Base or Enya?
Enya.

1493. What makes you feel awkward?
Hahaha, myself.

1494. Have you ever been to teenopendiary.com, and if yes, how does it compare
to opendiary.com?
Never been there.

1495. If you were going to switch to another diary website, which one would you
go to?
I like WordPress. But possibly TypePad.

1496. Do you believe that certain books should be removed from high school
libraries?
Hell no.

1497. How do you feel about gay and lesbian marriages?
No issue with them whatsoever.

1498. Can you rearrange the letters in your name to form any other words (check here if you aren’t sure http://www.wordsmith.org/anagram/)?
I can spell “I” and “caudal” from my first name, among other things.

1499. What is the sexiest moment in a movie?
I don’t think all movies have the same sexy moment…

1500. Do you have a favorite standup comedian?
Brian Regan! He rules.