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A survey, then!

1. ONE OF YOUR SCARS, HOW DID YOU GET IT? I had my appendix yanked out while the rest of my 6th grade peers were graduating.
2. WHAT IS ON THE WALLS IN YOUR BEDROOM? Map of Vancouver, map of Antarctica, Dali reprints, clocks.
3. WHAT DOES YOUR MOBILE PHONE LOOK LIKE? It’s green. It’s a slide phone. It’s got Leibniz on it.
4. WHAT MUSIC DO YOU LISTEN TO? I really dig electronica, but my top 50 span the genres quite well. Also, lots of Sleepyhead.
5. DO YOU KNOW WHAT TIME YOU WERE BORN? 6:13 AM? Something like that.
6. WHAT DO YOU WANT MORE THAN ANYTHING RIGHT NOW? To fast forward a month or so in time. I would give ten years off my life for this.
7. WHO DO YOU MISS? My old roomies. Best year of my life.
8. IS ANYONE IN LOVE WITH YOU OR HAS A CRUSH ON YOU? PFFT, doubt it.
9. WHO WAS THE LAST PERSON YOU KISSED? A very dear soul.
10. WHAT’SYOUR MIDDLE NAME? Marie.
11. THE BEST TV SHOW EVER CREATED? Chicago Hope. Or Metalocalypse. Both are the best for very different reasons.
12. THE LAST PERSON YOU TALKED TO? My mom.
13. DO YOU GET SCARED IN THE DARK? Nope.
14. THE LAST PERSON TO MAKE YOU CRY? She Who Shall Not Be Named.
15. WHAT IS YOUR FAVOURITE COLOGNE / PERFUME? This question does not apply to me!
16. WHAT KIND OF HAIR/EYE COLOUR DO YOU LIKE ON THE OPPOSITE SEX? Blonde hair, blue eyes. Freaking Scandinavians.
17. WOULD YOU RATHER BE SMART OR FUNNY? Smart.
18. COFFEE OR ENERGY DRINKS? PINK ENERGY!
19. WHAT IS YOUR FAVOURITE PIZZA TOPPING? Black olives and mushrooms.
20. IF YOU CAN EAT ANYTHING RIGHT NOW, WHAT WOULD IT BE? Totally not hungry at all right now.
21. WHO IS THE LAST PERSON WHO MADE YOU MAD? Myself.
22. DO YOU SPEAK ANOTHER LANGUAGE? Canadian.
23. WHAT WAS THE FIRST GIFT SOMEONE EVER GAVE YOU? I remember Jansen giving me a ring in 1st grade. Height of my popularity right there.
24. DO YOU LIKE SOMEONE? More than you could know.
25. ARE YOU DOUBLE JOINTED? Hahahaha, no.
26. FAVOURITE CLOTHING BRAND? Um..stuff that actually fits me? Any brand whose “small” is ACTUALLY FREAKING SMALL.
27. WHAT’S YOUR DREAM CAR? One of those Jeeps with the plastic backs.
28. WHAT COLOUR IS IT? Orange.
29. WHAT’S YOUR FAVOURITE KIND OF EXERCISE? Running.
30. WOULD YOU FALL IN LOVE KNOWING THAT THE PERSON IS LEAVING? Sure.
31. WHAT IS THE BEST WAY TO TELL SOMEONE HOW MUCH THEY MEAN TO YOU? Do something creative for them.
32. WRITE A NUMBER FROM ONE TO A HUNDRED? 11.
33. BLONDES OR BRUNETTES? Blondes.
34. WHAT IS THE ONE NUMBER YOU CALL OFTEN? I haven’t made a phone call since April.
35. WHAT ANNOYS YOU MOST? Intolerance.
36. HAVE YOU BEEN OUT OF YOUR COUNTRY? WHERE DID YOU GO? WHAT PLACE DID YOU LIKE BEST? I am currently out of the country, assuming this question means my home country.
37. YOUR WEAKNESSES? Sleepyhead. M&Ms.
38. FRIES/CHIPS, RICE, OR BEANS? Fries.
39. FIRST JOB? Wendy’s. Still one of the better jobs I’ve had.
40. EVER PRANK CALLED SOMEONE? Nope.
41. WHAT WERE YOU DOING BEFORE YOU FILLED OUT THIS? Research.
42. IF YOU COULD GET PLASTIC SURGERY WHAT WOULD IT BE? I hate my jawline. I’d fix that.
43. WHY DID YOU FILL OUT THIS MEME? It’s what I do.
44. WHAT DO YOU GET COMPLIMENTED ABOUT MOST? My writing?
45. WHAT WOULD YOU DO IF ALCOHOL BECAME ILLEGAL? I wouldn’t really care.
46. WHAT DO YOU WANT FOR YOUR BIRTHDAY? My sanity back.
47. HOW MANY KIDS DO YOU WANT? Ewww, zero.
48. WHERE YOU NAMED AFTER ANYONE? Nope.
49. DO YOU WISH ON STARS? Stars do not exist over Vancouver.
50. WHICH FINGER[S] IS YOUR FAVOURITE? I like my middle fingers. They’re shaped weird.
51. WHAT WAS THE LAST THING YOU ATE? Salad.
52. DO YOU LIKE YOUR HANDWRITING? Sure.
53. WHAT IS YOUR FAVOURITE LUNCH MEAT? Tuna.
54. ANY BAD HABITS? Countless.
55. WHAT IS YOUR MOST EMBARRASSING CD ON THE SHELF? One should not be embarrassed by their music preferences.
56. IF YOU WERE ANOTHER PERSON, WOULD YOU BE FRIENDS WITH YOU? Doubtful.
57. HAVE YOU EVER TOLD A SECRET YOU SWORE NOT TO TELL? Possibly. I can’t remember.
58. DO LOOKS MATTER? To an extent, but it’s certainly not a presiding force in life. It shouldn’t be, at least.
59. HOW DO YOU RELEASE YOUR ANGER? Yell. Throw stuff.
60. WHERE IS YOUR SECOND HOME? My dad’s basement.
61. DO YOU TRUST OTHERS EASILY? Not really, no.
62. WHAT WAS YOUR FAVOURITE TOY AS A CHILD? A green plastic dog toy shaped like a wrench. Named Wrenchie.
63. HOW MANY NUMBERS ARE IN YOUR MOBILE PHONE? Maybe seven.
64. DO YOU USE SARCASM? NEVER!
65. DO YOU KNOW ANYONE FAMOUS? Nope.
66. HAVE YOU EVER BEEN IN A MOSH PIT? Nope.
67. WHAT DO YOU LOOK FOR IN A PLACE TO LIVE? Internet access. A place for my chair.
68. WHAT ARE YOUR NICKNAMES? I don’t really have any.
69. HOW MANY HATS DO YOU OWN? WHAT’S YOUR HAT SIZE? No hats, no idea what my had size is.
70. DO YOU UNTIE YOUR SHOES WHEN YOU TAKE THEM OFF? Yup,
71. WERE YOU UPSET ABOUT STEVE IRWIN DYING? It was shocking, yes.
72. WHAT’S YOUR FAVOURITE ICE CREAM FLAVOR? Oreo.
73. ARE YOU LAZY? I try not to be, but yes.
74. WHAT ARE YOUR FAVOURITE SONGS AT THE MOMENT? Sleepyhead. Its various remixes. Hey There Mr.
75. WHAT IS YOUR FAVOURITE BAND? Muse.
76. HOW MANY WISDOM TEETH DO YOU HAVE? None.
77. DO YOU WANT TO GO ANYWHERE SPECIAL THIS YEAR? Antarctica, but I want to go there every year.
78. WHAT ARE YOU LISTENING TO RIGHT NOW? Nothing, surprisingly.
79. LAST THING YOU ATE? Salad.
80. LAST PERSON YOU TALKED TO ON THE PHONE? My dad?
81. WHATS THE FIRST THING YOU NOTICE ABOUT YOURSELF IN THE MORNING? That somehow, 30% of the time, I manage to gyrate in my sleep enough such that my shirt is on backwards in the morning.
82. FAVOURITE THOUGHT PROVOKING SONG? Philosophia by the Guggenheim Grotto.
83. FAVOURITE TWO THINGS TO HATE? People who can’t walk down a sidewalk without being dumb, and websites making unnecessary “upgrades” to look “hip.”
84. FAVOURITE DRINK? Water.
85. FAVOURITE ZODIAC SIGN? Aquarius
86. SPORTS YOU LIKE TO WATCH? Figure skating.
87. WHAT IS YOUR HAIR COLOUR? Black.
88. EYE COLOUR? Hazel/green.
89. DO YOU WEAR GLASSES? Indeed.
90. SIBLINGS? Zero.
91. FAVOURITE MONTH(s)? February, July.
92. DO YOU LIKE SUSHI? I do indeed.
93. LAST THING YOU WATCHED? Frasier.
94. FAVOURITE DAY OF THE YEAR? February 1st, ‘cause I like the first days of the month and my birthday is on the day following.
95. ARE YOU TOO SHY TO ASK SOMEONE OUT? Nobody up here worth going out with.
96. SUMMER OR WINTER? Summer!
97. KISSES OR HUGS? Kisses, why not?
98. RELATIONSHIPS OR ONE-NIGHT STANDS? Relationships.
99. WHO IS YOUR FAVOURITE CELEBRITY? Leibniz counts ‘cause I say so.
100. WHO IS THE LEAST LIKELY TO ASK YOU ON A DATE? Hahahaha, Leibniz.
101. BOOKS YOU’D LIKE TO SEE TURNED INTO A FILM? No book I like deserves to be butchered by Hollywood.