1201. Have you ever owned a record?
Nope.

1202. In some states people want to make it a requirement that creationism (god made the world) be taught alongside evolution in high school sciences classes. What do you think of this?
I don’t think it should be taught along as a science, but I think it’s not unreasonable to teach it as a theory, if that makes sense.

1203. Should evolution also be taught in religious establishments like church or temple?
Maybe. I can understand teaching a “theory” of how things came to be in schools, but I don’t know whether or not it is the responsibility of churches/temples to explore a more scientific approach to how things came to be.

1204. Can a person believe in creationism and in evolution at the same time?
Sure.

1205. You obviously like surveys since you are filling out a 5,000 question one. Do any of the following surveys sound interesting:
The Doors/Jim Morrison Survey: Meh.
The David Bowie Survey: CROTCHES?!
The Beatles Survey: Sure.
The Rocky Horror Survey: Blah.
The Labyrinth Survey: Blah.
The SLC Punk Survey: The what?
The birthday survey: Sure.
So this is love, the survey: Sure.
The heartache/break up survey: Interesting.
Creationism vs. Evolutionism Survey: Maybe.
Opinion Survey: Aren’t most surveys opinion surveys?
World Trade Center Survey: Sure.
Halloween Survey: Fun!
Survey of Sin: Haha, nice.
How evil are you? Survey: Sure.
The Roaring 20’s Survey: Sure.
Well, once, long ago, I created all those surveys. Now they are floating around in people’s diaries because the diary I had them in (Simply Surveys)was deleted due to disuse.
Sad day.

1206. Who did you get this survey from?
I found it somewhere.
Say one nice thing about the person you got this survey from:
This person doesn’t exist!

1207. Here is a list of priorities…
Love/sex
Family
Close friends
School/learning
Job/career
Being true to yourself/self respect
Honesty
Aesthetics (beauty in the world)
Creativity
Patriotism
Knowledge
Wisdom
Leading an exciting life
Making a contribution to humanity
Being rich
Being famous
Having power
Justice/fairness
World peace
Accepting and understanding others
Finding yourself
Spirituality/religion
Health
Happiness
What are your top three priorities from this list?
Knowledge, making a contribution to humanity, and creativity.

1208. Out of that same list what are your BOTTOM 3 priorities?
Spirituality/religion, having power, and being rich.

1209. How many hours of TV do you watch in an average day?
Maybe one. I watch old episodes of Frasier online.

1210. Do you want to have a car, a house and 2.5 kids?
BAH.

1211. What song, CD, or band is a ‘guilty pleasure’ for you (meaning you know it sucks but you like it anyway)?
I’m unabashedly in love with Check It Out by will.i.am and Nicki Minaj. It’s a pretty generic song, but I’m really digging it.

1212. If you were going to vote for a candidate for president and then you found out that the person you were going to vote for is HIV positive would that effect your vote and why?
No, it would not affect my vote. Having something like that affect my vote would be dumb.

1213. Have you ever had an HIV test?
Nope.

1214. What time do you:
Get up in the morning: about 6 AM.
Eat lunch: 12:30 or so.
Do something active during the day: Usually later in the afternoon, around 4.
Go to bed: 2 AM.

1215. Have you ever ridden a motorcycle?
Nope.

1216. When you hear the word ‘biker’ what kind of person do you think of?
The mutton chop, leather-clad Harley Davidson guy.

1217. Did your parents ever talk to you about sex?
Haha, honestly I can’t remember.

1218. If your pet dies, you can now have it cloned for $50,000. How do you feel about this?
I don’t know. When Wooder died back in high school I probably would have cloned her, but I really don’t think the clone would have the same screwed up personality as the original pet.

1219. Are you or would you be embarrassed about buying condoms?
I doubt it. Like I’ll ever need to, though, ‘cause apparently I’ll never have another boyfriend.

1220. Do any of your clocks make an odd noise or play a song when the hour strikes?
My watches beep.

1221. What are the things that make you go ‘Hmmmm….’ (remember that song?)?
Hahaha, I vaguely remember that song.

1222. Are you a sinner?
Yeah, sure, why not.

1223. Are you naughty or nice?
Depends on who I’m with. Teehee.

1224. Is belly-dancing sexy?
Eh, it’s okay.

1225. What celebrity would you love to be able to dance with?
Not sure. I don’t know much about celebrities.

1226. What is your favorite comic book movie?
Watchmen. I know, I know, it’s technically a graphic novel, but it’s the only one I know.

1227. What movie would you recommend for couples to watch on Valentine’s day?
Primer!!

1228. Besides when you were little how many people have seen you completely
naked and who?
Two people? Three? I’m not sure.

1229. Is sex something that should be treated casually?
No.

1230. Have you ever participate in an orgy?
Hahahahahahaha…yeeeeeeeeeeah.
If no, would you ever consider it?
I’d recommend it to everyone.

1231. What song is in your head right now?
None. I’m watching MST3K.

1232. What was the best day of your life like?
Is it sad that the best day of my life was the day grades came back and I found out I finished college with a 4.0? ‘Cause it was. I have no life.

1233. What are you all about?
Data lovin’.

1234. You have won a contest where you get all these great prizes but you can only keep one for yourself and must give the others away to friends, family or whoever. Which one do you keep and who do you give the rest to:
A $5,000 gift certificate to radio shack: I think Matt would like this.
A brand new yellow jeep: I’ll keep this one.
An all expense paid vacation for 2 to Italy: Maggie and Max!
Lunch with N’Sync: CRAP I want this one too. I’d give this to Aaron.
A lifetime supply of herbal essences shampoo: Hahaha. Aneel.
A $1,000 check: Sean gets this one.
A palm pilot: My mom.
Breakfast with Kid Rock: I’d advertise this one on Craigslist.
A shirt once worn by Jonathan Davis: Who is Jonathan Davis?
One round of mini-golf with Sharon Osbourne: My grandma. ‘Cause that would be hilarious.
A phone call from Robert Smith: Who’s Robert Smith?
A brand new washer/dryer: My father. I think the ones in the basement are starting to die.
Free medical insurance for 1 year: Rebeca. From her Facebook updates, it sounds like something she could really use.

1235. Who do you think you might have known in a past life?
I think I must have known Lebniz, ‘cause there’s no way in hell this level of obsession could have developed on its own.

1236. Do you take vitamins?
Yup.

1237. Do you prefer fake or real flowers around the house?
No preference. Can’t smell the real ones anyway.

1238. Sometimes roses are pink, yellow, white or red. If you give someone a rose, does its color change the meaning behind it as a gift?
If I want it to, yes. Though I’ve never given anyone roses.

1239. What’s the most deadly thing you can think of?
DEATH! Ha, I’m funny.

1240. To-MAY-toes or to-MA-toes?
To-MAY-toes

1242. What’s the best live musical performance you ever saw?
I’ve never seen any live performances apart from watching U of I performances.

1243. Have you ever had a ‘pregnancy scare’?
I was deathly afraid of becoming pregnant when I was younger, even before I started being able to be pregnant. There’s a long story behind this that we won’t get into right now.

1244. Kelly Osbourne or Madonna’s version of “Pappa Don’t Preach”?
I’ve never heard that song, actually.

1245. Can you change a tire?
That would be a pretty hilarious thing to watch.

1246. Have you ever put your fist through a wall?
Yes.

1247. When do you feel the most relaxed and able to be yourself?
Late at night when I’m all alone.

1248. Do you have a place that is your own where you won’t show anyone else?
No, but I have something I do that I won’t let anyone else witness.

1249. Are you a part of any teams or clubs?
Not currently, no.

1250. Is cheerleading a sport?
Sure.

1251. Do you believe that people should be able to choose death for themselves if they want to end their lives?
Yes.

1252. Is there anything you morally object to?
Probably, but I can’t think of anything right now.

1253. What would you never do for money?
Purposefully hurt someone, emotionally or physically.

1254. Applebees, the Outback, or TGI Friday’s?
I’ve only ever been to Applebees. It was okay.

1255. Which do you drink the most: juice, soda, milk, or water?
Water.

1256. What sport do you like to watch the most?
Figure skating, bitches!

1257. What sport do you like to play the most?
Baseball/softball

1256. Do you write poetry?
I’m not a big poetry fan.

1257. Are you aggressive?
Sometimes. Usually when I’m just screwing around.

1258. Have you ever fallen from grace?
Such is life.

1259. Does it bother you when a band you like gets really popular?
Nah.

1260. Has anyone ever won you a stuffed animal?
I don’t think so.

1261. Can you go one week without cursing at all?
It would be quite difficult, but maybe.

1262. What’s the best candy?
M&Ms. THERE IS NO DEBATE.

1263. Can you lick your own nose?
Yes, actually.

1264. What song would you like to hear spontaneously in a public place (like a store)?
Sleepyhead.

1265. Do you ever make others feel unwanted?
I try not to. Everyone deserves to belong.

1266. Do you think you have ever made others feel unwanted without realizing you were doing it?
Oh, probably.

1267. Are you very sensitive to what other people are feeling and how they will react to certain things?
Yes, particularly in groups. That’s the role I play, trying to make sure everyone’s happy.

1268. Have you ever climbed a tree?
Indeed.

1269. Do you feel somehow different when the moon is full?
Nope.

1270. Who do you know that talks a lot but never really says anything?
One of my friends from high school.

1271. Is world peace possible?
Sure. But we all have to want it and work for it.

1272. Who do you know that is making a huge life mistake yet you can’t stop them?
Me.

What’s the mistake?
My life.

1273. Do you plan to own a home or rent an apartment for most of your life?
I’m totally down with the apartment scene.

1274. Would you enjoy going to a strip bar to see strippers (of whatever sex you find appealing)?
Sure, why not?

1275. Would you ever consider stripping in a sexual way for money?
See above.

1276. Would you ever consider being a nude model for an artistic life drawing
class for money?
I signed up to be one once for the U of I, but they never needed me.

1277. What are 2 goals that you have?
Further my education in philosophy. Get a novel published.

1278. What are 2 negative traits that you have?
I suck at life and I’m really bad with money.

1279. Will these negative traits stop you from achieving your goals?
The first one, maybe. The money thing? I’ll get by.

1280. Everyone knows that you are nice, fun, creative, and good but what are 4 other positive traits that you have?
I’m organized, conscientious, persistent, and nonjudgmental. Or at least I try to be.

1281. How often do you daydream about your wedding day?
Never. Marriage is not for me, at least in the near future.

1282. If you were hiring someone for a job but could only ask him or her 3
questions in the interview what would you ask?

“Why do you want this job?”

“What is one trait or skill you have that you think sets you
apart from others for this job?”

“What is the most important thing in your life right now?”

1283. If you were interviewing someone for the position of your new friend but
could only ask 3 questions, what would they be?
“Are you tolerant of people who are very different than you, either in
personality or beliefs?”
“What’s your favorite thing to do in your spare time?”
“Are you comfortable getting spontaneously naked?”

1285. Wholesome – Conducive to sound health or well being; salutary: simple, examples: wholesome food; a wholesome climate, Promoting mental, moral, or social health: example: wholesome entertainment.
Do you enjoy wholesome activities (sports, cooking, beach, family time, zoo, museums, etc.)?
Indeed I do.
If yes what wholesome activity do you enjoy the most?
Cooking is badass, but I am quite partial to reading for pleasure.
Are you a wholesome person?
That could be debated.

1286. When was your first kiss and what was it like?
My first kiss was when I was 19. It occurred at a drag show. It was awesome.

1287. Are you quiet and shy?
When I’m around new people, yes.

1288. Are you bitchy, cranky, whiny, miserable, depressed, needy, mean, flakey, shallow, obnoxious, inconsiderate, nervous, and/or stuck up?
Aren’t we all these things on occasion?

1289. Do you come off any of these ways even if you aren’t really like that?
Of course. I’m human.

1290. Are you loud and unfriendly?
I’m quiet and reserved.

1291. Can a positive attitude/good personality make up for someone being less than beautiful?
Durh.

1292. Can being totally beautiful and hot make up for a negative attitude/bad personality?
Only if you’re willing to put up with the person just standing there without opening their mouth.

1293.What are you seeking?
Knowledge. Synthesis of ideas and concepts.

1294. Could you see yourself as a future nun/monk?
Hahahaha.

1295. Would you rather have a baby or get a pet?
Pet. No question.

1296. What mistake do you repeat over and over?
Pretty much any mistake you could think of.

1297. What do you think of the restaurant Hooters
I’ve never been to one. I don’t think I’ve ever even seen one in person.

1298. What are 5 traits that make someone ugly?
Self-centeredness, being overly judgmental of others, intolerance, abusiveness, and over-aggressiveness.

1299. Do you hate when people tell you to smile?
When I’m pissy, you’d better not tell me to appear happy. I’ll stab you.

1300. Do you like the writing of Douglas Adams?

I’ve never read anything by Mr. Adams, believe it or not.