YOU KNOW THE DRILL

501. If you could rename yourself what would your new name be?
I like my name.

502. What is your Glam Rock name (the name of your first pet plus your street name)?
Mindy 43rd. Haha, that sounds like a bad bar drink.

503. Have you ever created your own ‘what ___ are you’ quiz?
Way back when. I had a “Which Founding Father Are You?” quiz on Quizilla for quite some time.

504. What is your favorite song from the 70’s?
Dudes, Bohemian Rhapsody.

505. What do you feel like complaining about?
School. I’m into that lately.

506. What do you feel like celebrating?
The upcoming weekend and week following.

507. Have you lost touch with anyone you should call?
Haha, oh yes.

508. Deep in thought do you forgive everyone?
I really, really suck at holding a grudge.

509. Can a person speak out against their government and still support their country?
Hell yeah.

510. What do you have faith in?
Data.

511. Do you believe your government has a file on you somewhere?
Canada? Sure, they’ve got my student permit thingy.

512. What (not who) do you care about?
Can the earth in general count?

513. What is the worst thing that could possibly happen to you?
Realizing at some point that I’ve picked the wrong career(s).

514. Who or what is really the absolute root and source of all evil?
Intolerance.

515. What do you want to change about the world?
It’s cliché as hell, but I think we really need to reassess why we don’t have more compassion for one another. I’d like to bring to peoples’ attention the fact that things would be so much easier for everyone if we actually gave a crap about each other.

516. Why did you decide to complete this survey?
Because surveys are awesome and it’s what I do.

517. Has anyone ever led you on?
Yup. We’ll not go into that, okay?

518. What was the last thing you did against your will?
Went to campus.

519. What are your plans for the rest of today?
Not much, the day’s almost over.

520. How can you make tomorrow better than today was?
Try to freak out less. Rinse. Repeat.

521. Would you rather date someone 4 feet tall or 9 feet tall?
4 feet tall. Then we’d both be itty bitty.

522. How often do you get jealous?
I try not to get jealous, but it happens every once and awhile.

523. What is the one thing you do that your friends wish you didn’t?
I freak out at inappropriate times, but I wouldn’t be me without that.

524. Do you do any soul searching?
I do mind searching.

525. Do you believe you have a soul?
Nah.

526. Would you rather have a child that is more confident or more curious?
Curious.

527. Are you a slave to love?
I’m a slave to my love of Leibniz.

528. If you were going to write a bedtime story for someone you loved what would it be about?
I remember I wrote a parody of “Goodnight Moon” about Aneel way back when.

529. Does anyone understand you?
Meh.

530. Do you understand yourself?
I do indeed.

531. Earth, Air, Fire, and Water: Which is your element?
Air.

532. Who influences you to be the way you are?
No one.

533. What is one idea that you live by?
Analyze smartly and carry a large n.

534. How can people act to make you want to get to know them?
They can not act like jerks; I’m open apart from that.

535. Are you more delicate or tough?
I’m pretty tough.

536. Would you rather be smarter or more beautiful?
SMARTER!

537. Have you ever had a surprise party?
Nope.

538. When are you at a loss for words?
Quite rarely.

539. What is the worst time to be alone?
On the weekend. Saturday in particular.

540. What do your parents do that you will try never to do?
My parents are pretty sensible people.

541. What gets you through the night?
Knowing I now have a future.

542. Do you really want to live forever?
Hell no. That would be torture.

543. Do you often experience powerful emotions?
Yeah, actually.

544. What could make you so happy right now that you would cry and laugh and sing?
I’m not telling. It’ll make it not happen.

545. Who is your favorite visual artist?
Dunno.

546. What would you like to protest against?
Sarah Palin, haha.

547. What or who do you support?
Science! And anyone who thinks Leibniz is the greatest human being ever.

548. If you found out you were pregnant today, would you have an abortion?
I’d be very, very confused before anything else.

549. Do you like picking out greeting cards or would you rather write your own?
I’m not a fan of cards in general.

550. Do you like to be thought of as mysterious?
Not particularly.

551. What is the most magical thing that has ever happened to you?
Teehee. ;)

552. How would you tell your friend his or her fly was open in public?
I’d say “dude, your fly is down!”

553. Does a good friend tell you you’ve got something in your teeth or pretend not to notice it?
They tell you.

554. The world has many secrets. Have you learned any? Will you share it?
I have indeed, but I shall not share. Ha.

555. Are there any bands you like so much that you want to get their music video collection on DVD?
Eh.

556. What do you need advice about?
Nothing as of yet. I’ll let you know in another year.

557. Have you been half-asleep and have you heard voices?
…I refuse to answer this question.

558. Do you have a good luck charm?
Nope. I used to wear the same outfit for every test I took, but that was just me being dumb.

559. Should animals have the same right to life as people?
Durh.

560. What is your least favorite body part?
I don’t like elbows. Well, I guess I don’t really like the name, elbows themselves are quite necessary.

561. Do you enjoy British comedy?
Blah. Not really.

562. Are there ever happy endings or does nothing end?
Depends on how you define “ending.”

563. What is your worst trait?
Me.

564. Is the world more beautiful because of love?
Sure.

565. What is the essence of you?
Stupid puns.

566. What really inspires you?
Certain songs. Certain books. Data. Statistics in general.

567. Have you met your soul mate?
I don’t really know if we have soul mates.

568. Is everyday a special occasion?
Sure, for someone somewhere.

569. What sound would you rather hear than any sound in the world?
Sleepyhead. Yes, I’m obsessed.

570. Of the following which word best describes you: natural, outgoing, polite, quick thinking?
Probably quick thinking, just ‘cause none of the others do.

571. Do any commercials make you want to break your TV?
I haven’t seen a commercial in forever. I used to HATE the Florida’s natural commercials, though.

572. Have you ever lost your religion?
Like R.E.M.? I never really had a religion, though I went to Catholic school.

573. Do you want to share your life with someone?
It would certainly be nice, but that doesn’t look like it’ll ever happen.

574. Where ARE the wild things?
Narnia.

575. Would you rather have a child genetically related to you or an adopted child?
I would rather not have a child at all.

576. If I had a birthday party would you come?
Who are you?!

577. What seemingly impossible thing is POSSIBLE?
AAAAAAAAAH MIND BLOWN (sorry, I’m very distracted today).

578. What song do you love to sing out loud?
Anything by Boston, anything by Journey. Bad Romance.

579. Have you ever run through the woods naked and played in a stream (you should)?
I wish I have!

580. Have you ever taken long solitary night walks?
I walked through the cemetery here a few times.

581. Is there more to you than anyone knows?
Indeed there is.

582. Can you make tonight the night that you do the things you always wanted to do?
Not tonight. Got an appointment early tomorrow morning.

583. Would you rather watch life on TV or LIVE it?
TV in general sucks. So does life, but at least I can control the level of suckiness.

584. What keeps you chained down?
Chains.

585. What is the nagging feeling in the back of your head?
“Write your thesis, fool!”

586. Do you celebrate yourself?
What is there to celebrate?

587. Does everyone get the same opportunities in life?
Unfortunately not.

588. What would you consider to be better than sex?
Pretty much anything.

589. What evil is necessary?
Enough to balance out the good.

590. What’s your favorite one hit wonder?
The Macarena is fantastic.

591. What would you do anything for?
Being able to analyze stuff. I don’t think I could live without that anymore.

592. Do you celebrate the full moon?
Nope.

593. Have you ever gone in the water at the beach at night?
Indeed I have.

594. Are you ordinary?
Meh.

595. What makes people want to hang out with you?
I’m a weirdo. Some people dig that.

596. Have you ever felt like you’ve been a little bit too good to someone?
I don’t think you can ever be too good to anyone.

597. What book did you like that you had to read for school?
We read Great Expectations in 10th grade; that was pretty great.

598. What book should everyone have to read in school?
Everyone should read The Great Gatsby. I’m sure most everyone has to already, but it wasn’t required for us and I thought it definitely should have been.

599. Do you like the store Old Navy?
They have good shirts once and awhile.

600. What movie sequels do you like?
Pretty much any sequel Pixar makes.