Unadulterated blather


Fasting + blood draw = bruised up arm and desire to om-nom the ever living hell out of some noodles at 9 AM.

Weird morning.

So you get a totally pointless survey I lifted from DA.

1) Name: Claudia.
2) Name Backwards: Aidualc.
3) Were you named after anyone: Nope.
4) Does your name mean anything?: It means “lame.” Appropriate, eh?
5) Nick Name(s): Don’t really have any.
6) Screen Name(s): LadyLeibniz, Antarcticafreak.
7) Date of Birth: February 2.
8 ) Place of Birth: Moscow, ID.
10) Current Location: Vancouver.
11) Sign: Aquarius.
12) Religion: Does hylozoism count?
13) Height: 5’2.5”
14) Weight: Not sure on that one.
15) Shoe Size: Anywhere from a 4 to a 7.
16) Hair color: Black.
17) Eye color: Hazel.
18) What you look like: A weirdo.
19) Innie or Outie: Innie.
20) Righty, Lefty, ambidextrous: Righty.
21) Gay, Straight, Bi, or Other: Straight, but who knows anymore.
22) Best friends: Don’t have any.
23) Best friend you trust the most: See above.
24) Best friends {your sex}: And again.
25) Best friends of the opposite sex: WHY THESE INCESSANT REMINDERS OF MY LONELINESS WHY
26) Best Bud(s): Flowers.
27) Boyfriend / Girlfriend: Oh wow, shocker, no one.
28) Crush: My crush is dead and has been for quite some time.
29) Parent(s): Mine rule.
30) Worst Enemy: Don’t have one.
31) Favorite on-line Guy(s): Seriously?
32) Favorite on-line Girl(s): All the people I talk to online are people I know in real life.
33) Funniest friend: Sean and Nick are hilarious.
34) Craziest friend: Nick.
35) Advice Friend: I don’t really like to get advice from people. I just blather.
36) Loudest Friend: Hahaha, most of them.
37) Person you cry with: My band friends and I have shared some bad nights.
Do You Have…
38) Any sisters: Nope.
39) Any brothers: Nope.
40) Any pets: KITTY
41) A Disease: Nah.
42) A Pager: Haha, that would be rad.
43) A Personal phone line: Nope.
44) A Cell phone: Indeed.
45) A Lava lamp: I used to.
46) A Pool or hot tub: Neither.
47) A Car: I might be getting one next year.
Describe Your…
48) Personality: Um…“colorful.”
49) Driving: Not too shabby.
50) Car or one you want: Plastic back Jeep! Holy crap, I love those.
51) Room: Clean.
52) Mmh: What?
53) School: HELLHOLE OF DEATH AND RAIN
54) Bed: Foam on the floor.
55) Relationship with your parent(s): Rockin’.
Do You…
56) Believe in yourself: PFFT.
57) Believe in love at first sight? Nah.
58) Consider yourself a good listener: Sure.
60) Get Along with your parents: Indeed.
61) Save your e-mail/chat conversations: Hahaha, the archives are hilarious.
62) Pray: Nopers.
63) Believe in reincarnation: Bah.
64) Like to make fun of people: Only in jest, and rarely.
65) Like to talk on the phone: Phones suck.
66) Like to eat: Depends on what it is.
67) Like to drive: Indeed.
68) Get motion sickness: I used to get it much worse. Then I was forced to be on the bus ~2 hours a day.
69) Eat the stems of broccoli: Broccoli is Jesus.
70) Eat Chicken fingers with a fork: Ew.
71) Dream in color: Technicolor dreamin’!
72) Type with your fingers on home row?: Yup.
73) Sleep with a stuffed animal: When I’m lonely I sleep with Missy Witch-Witch.
What Is…?
74) Right next to you: Salt and water.
75) On the walls of your room: Posters of Antarctica, some art, lots of clocks.
76) On your mouse pad: No such thing!
77) Your dream car: I reiterate: plastic back Jeep!
78) Your dream date: LEIBNIZ
79) Your dream honeymoon spot: Antarctica.
80) Your dream husband: See #78. I don’t kid around here.
81) Your bedtime: 2 AM on weeknights, whenever the hell I want on Friday and Saturday.
82) Under your bed: Floor.
83) The single most important question: “Can I analyze that?”
84) Your bad time of the day: Mornings.
85) Your worst fear(s): Failure. Dragonflies.
86) The weather like: Cold. Probably raining, though I can’t hear it.
87) The time: 11:21 PM.
88) The date: February 1.
89) The best trick you ever played on someone: The tampons in Aneel’s backpack thing was pretty great.
90) The weirdest food or drink that you like: Escargot.
91) Theme Song: Passion Pit’s Sleepyhead. I wouldn’t say it’s my theme song, but I listen to it enough such that if you were to dissect my brain, you’d probably find that it has physically altered my brain structure in some way.
92) The hardest thing about growing up: Realizing how much you suck at everything. Or maybe that’s just me.
93) Your funniest experience: Oh man, I could go on for hours.
94) Your scariest moment: The time in the church basement when we played Bloody Mary.
95) The silliest thing you’ve ever said: Who knows? I’m weird.
96) The funniest or most desperate thing you’ve done to get the attention of the preferred sex: I did some pretty dumb things in high school to impress a certain someone.
97) The scariest thing that’s ever happened while with your friend(s): See #94. The lipstick, man, the lipstick.
98) The best feeling in the world: Leibniz in my pants! Uh, I mean…joy. Yeah. Joy.

What sayest thou? Speak!