Part three of the 5,000 question survey!

201. Put these creatures in order from what you would least like to be reincarnated as (1), to what you would most like to be reincarnated as (10) assuming reincarnation ended up existing AND you were given a choice: caterpillar, house dog, wild dog, vulture, male human, female human, oak tree, rock, manta ray, dolphin
Manta ray, male human, caterpillar, house dog, wild dog, rock, oak tree, dolphin, vulture, female human.
Yes, I’d rather be a rock than a lady again.

202. What do you feel unworthy of?
Pretty much everything.

203. Would you rather be remembered for having done something for humanity or being a really nice person?
I’d like to do something nice for humanity, so…

204. Which do you value more: science or intuition?
Science!

205. Your best friend and your significant other are in the hospital at the same time with the same ailment. Who do you visit first?
Uh, whoever’s closest to the entrance of the hospital?

206. Does the universe revolve around human beings?
Pfft.

207. If you are no longer a virgin, do you wish you still were?
I still am.

208. Who is your favorite poet of those who are alive right now?
I’m not a poetry fan.

209. What is your favorite song from the 90’s?
Was U Can’t Touch This from the 90’s? If so, that.

210. If you were in alphabet soup what letter would you be?
“U.”

211. Do you believe in fairies, ghosts, aliens, angels, dwarves, elves, etc.?
Nope.

212. What makes you want to be someone’s friend?
If they’re nice to me, if they’re nice to others, if we are comfortable around each other.

213. Do you troll around the Internet harassing people anonymously for fun?
Hahaha, I used to. Oh, 7th grade…

214. Have you ever seen the movie A Man Who Fell to Earth?
Nope.

215. What is your favorite line from a movie?
Pretty much every line from Tremors.

216. What’s your favorite video game?
Fallout 3, bitches!

217. Have you ever taken something that wasn’t yours?
Yup.

218. What is one phrase people say that irritates you?
I dislike it when people use “like” incessantly.

219. You allow strangers to read your diary, but would you let your parents read it?
If by “diary” you mean “blog,” I know my mom reads it.

220. Hot steamy bubble bath or quick in and out shower?
Quick shower.

221. Are you allergic to anything?
Asthma medicine and pineapple.

222. What is your favorite Terminator movie?
I never have seen any of them.

223. What is your favorite fast food?
McDonald’s French fries are amazing.

224. What would someone have to do to get you to never speak to him or her again?
Something quite egregious, I’m pretty forgiving.

225. Would (or have) you ever whip someone or be whipped by someone in bed?
Hahaha. No, but knives are fun.

226. Have you ever said ‘I hate everyone’ and really meant it literally?
Nope.

227. Why do some people want to get more money than they could ever spend?
Because people are weird.

228. Have you ever won a carnival fish?
Nope.

229. Did it live more than a week?
I don’t know, I never had one.

230. What’s the best sounding accent a person can have?
I dig British.

231. What’s the most boring thing you’ve ever read?
War and Peace made me want to stab myself, but so did To Kill a Mockingbird.

232. Do you prefer buttons or touch screens?
Touch screens are snazzy, but buttons are easier.

233. Do you think there is a lot of similarity between the Harry Potter books and the Lord of the Rings series?
No idea. Don’t care for either.

234. Would you consider yourself to be naive?
About some things, yes.

235. Which of your friends is most likely to go to jail?
Hahaha, not sure…

236. What is the smallest amount of money that could be in a public toilet that would make you reach in and grab it?
Dude, I’d reach for a quarter.

237. Would you ever wear real fur?
No.

238. Arachnophobia or Eight Legged Freaks?
Haven’t seen either.

239. What are your feelings about police officers?
They’re cool. They’re brave.

240. what is your favorite line from a song?
AAAAAH I can’t pick just one! IMPOSSIBLE!

241. Is fifty dollars a lot of money?
Hell ya.

242. Do you like the band Front 242?
Never heard them.

243. Would you rather have fame, money, or self-satisfaction?
Money, because with money I could do what I want to do for humanity, thus giving myself self-satisfaction.

244. What’s your middle name?
Marie.

245. What is the absolute limit, the craziest thing you would do for a million dollars?
I do a lot of crazy things for free, so probably something pretty wild.

246. Are you good, evil or neutral?
Good.

247. Should ebonics be considered a language?
Eh.

248. What color is your bedroom? What color would you like it to be?
White, but I’d like bright orange.

249. When are you planning to move to a new home?
Possibly in half a year or so, but it all depends.

250. If you added up the cost of everything in the room with you, approximately what would it come out to be?
Hahaha, a lot. I’m in my apartment, so the living room and kitchen and office are the same thing.

251. Do you blow your nose in public?
Hahahaha, when I need to.

252. Do you want to follow in your parent’s footsteps?
Not in terms of career choice, no.

253. What is the coolest web site you know of?
Tom Deslongchamp’s site is wonderful. His early Flash projects are hilarious. http://www.tomthinks.com/

254. Which cartoon would you most like to see turned into a movie?
I loved Ed, Edd, n’ Eddy in junior high.

255. Of the following, which word best describes you: enthusiastic, fair minded, generous, helpful
Enthusiastic.

256. Can you eat with chopsticks?
Very horribly, but yes.

257. Could you tell real money from counterfeit?
Maybe.

258. What do you think about school uniforms?
I don’t know, I’ve never had to have them.

259. What ancient civilization would you most like to visit?
Ancient Greece, man.

260. What would make a great new Crayola color?
Anything orange-intense.

261. If an art project is created with the intent of getting rich and famous, does that cast doubt over its significance as a work of art?
No.

262. If you became president, whom would you invite to sing at your inauguration?
OMG LIEK JUSTIN BEIBER LOLOLOLOLOL

263. Who is the greatest philosopher of your country?
Searle is a smarty.

264. If all the nations in the world are in debt, where did all the money go?
IT’S ON THE MOON, EVERYBODY GET ON A SHUTTLE!

265. Is it as easy to make you happy now as it was when you were a child?
It’s probably easier. I was a persnickety child.

266. Who knows more…you, or your parents?
Everyone knows more than I.

267. What instrument would you like to be famous for playing?
I used to want to be a professional clarinet player. Then I realized I sucked.

268. Children fill their lungs completely with air. Adults breathe in a more shallow way, not filling their lungs completely. Why the change?
I was unaware of this.

269. Would you have sex with a stranger for one million dollars?
Hahahaha.
No.

270. Are you completely in control of your body?
As much as one can be, yes.
Are you completely in control of your mind?
Not as much as I used to be.

271. Which is more romantic: an expensive, glittering bouquet OR flowers that were hand picked as they grew beside the parkway?
Whichever.

272. Do you know yourself well enough to understand why you feel the way you do?
Yes indeed.

273. Which do you do more often: let movies, songs and books put your feelings into words for you or put your feelings into words by yourself?
I think I’m pretty good at expressing myself on my own. Though I do like to randomly quote stuff.

274. Do you believe celebrities when they are endorsing a product?
Eh.

275. What kind of movies do you wish were made more often?
Good ones.

276. Does fashion matter to you?
My own style matters to me.

277. Should politicians be held to the same legal standards as everyone else?
Duh.

278. What do you get in trouble for the most?
Screwing around.

279. Should parents spank their kids?
I’m not sure, actually.

280. What is your worst daily habit?
Something none of you know about.

281. If you had your choice which one TV show would you have canceled?
I’ve never really liked South Park, but I’ve never really seen it, either.

282. Do you like the taste of sweet or salt?
Salty’s always good.

283. Are you very precise about what words you use to describe your feelings and thoughts?
Yes.

284. What do you feel the most guilty about?
Oh, something that happened a few years ago…

285. Do you meditate?
No.

286. Can dreams be visions, or do you feel they are always random images?
I think dreams are comprised of things we have thought about or experienced the day prior.

287. Do you try to write/say what you are feeling in a true and simple way?
I try.

288. The thief _______ that everyone steals. What verb would you fill in the blank with?
“Thinks.”

289. What’s the most incredible experience you ever had?
Marching for the Seahawks halftime was pretty freaking amazing.

290. Are you ever afraid to write/say/think how you feel?
Yes.

291. Do you write/say/think it anyway or become intimidated and try to avoid it?
It depends on the subject.

292. What is one thing you can’t do?
Touch my toes.

293. Do you like movies starring Charleton Heston?
No idea.

294. Are you gentle?
I try to be.

295. When do you feel the most raw and vulnerable?
When I’m crying. I hate crying.

296. Are you trying to find yourself?
In a sense.

297. Where are you looking?
Under rocks. You know.

298. Are you sometimes afraid of being honest because you are afraid of hurting people’s feelings?
Indeed. This is why I keep most of my opinions to myself.

299. What would make you a stronger person?
Muscles?

300. What book would you like to read sometime soon?
I’d like to read Newton’s Principia Mathematica at some point, does that count?

Today’s song: Two Princes by Spin Doctors