Survey time!
1. Gone over the speed limit?
I try not to.
2. Slept in a different bed?
Indeed.
3. Made out in a movie theater?
Nopers. I don’t like going to the theatre, anyway.
4. Made out with 2 different people in one night?
Nope.
5. Thought your cousin was hot?
EW GROSS.
6. Been in love?
Very much so.
7. Slept past noon?
Just that one week when I was on those meds.
8. Taken a shower with the opposite sex?
Almost…
9. Made out for more than 3 minutes?
Hahaha, yes indeed.
10. Painted your room?
Yup. I was also allowed to draw all over my walls when I was young, ‘cause my mom is badass.
11. Drove a car?
SCARY!
12. Danced in front of your mirror?
I do that all the time. Almost one whole wall is mirrored in my apartment.
13. Gotten a hickey?
Yeah.
14. Been dumped?
Once, yeah.
15. Stole money from a friend?
Haha, I think I stole Aneel’s credit card and put it down my pants once.
16. Gotten in a car with people you just met?
Yup. Fun times in Boise with Matt’s friends.
17. Been in a fist fight?
Haha, nope.
18. Snuck out of your house?
Never had a reason to.
19. Had feelings for someone who didn’t have them back?
Soap operas could be written.
20. Been arrested?
Nope.
21. Made out with a stranger?
Haha, ew, no.
22. Left your house with out telling your parents?
Oh, probably.
23. Had a crush on your neighbor?
I don’t even know who my neighbors are.
24. Ditched school to do something more fun?
I don’t think I’d ever ditch school.
25. Slept in a bed with a member of the same or opposite sex?
I’ve slept in a bed with like five people before. Remember February when I came home?
26. Seen someone die?
My grandpa, yes.
27. Been on a plane?
Plane rides rock.
28. Kissed a picture?
Hahahahaha, yes.
Leibniz is deceased; it’s the closest I can get.
29. Slept in the opposite sex’s bed?
Yup!
30. Love someone or miss someone right now?
Yes, both, very much.
31. Laid on your back and watched cloud shapes go by?
Possibly?
32. Made a snow angel?
Long ago in a galaxy far, far away
33. Played dress up?
I used to sprint around the house in a hoop skirt, does that count?
34. Cheated while playing a game?
I pushed Aaron off a cliff in CoD multiplayer when he was getting a Dr. Pepper.
35. Been lonely?
Yup.
36. Fallen asleep at work/school?
Nope. Almost, but nope.
37. Been to a club?
Does The Beach count?
38. Felt an earthquake?
Nope.
39. Touched a snake?
Snakes rule.
40. Ran a red light?
2 AM tofu run for Sean. There was NO ONE on the road.
41. Been suspended from school?
Nope.
42. Had detention?
Fun times in Algebra I with perfect squares.
43. Been in a car?
NEVER!
44. Hated the way you look?
ALWAYS!
45. Witnessed a crime?
Public nudity.
46. Been lost?
Downtown Vancouver + Claudia = panic attacks.
47. Been to the opposite side of the country?
Not the opposites side of Canada, no.
48. Felt like dying from embarrassment?
Meh.
49. Cried yourself to sleep?
Welcome to the last year of my life.
50. Sang karaoke?
Does Rock Band count?
51. Done something you told yourself you wouldn’t do?
Sure.
52. Laughed till some kind of beverage came out of your nose?
Haha, it’s been awhile, but yes. And it was Kool-Aid.
53. Caught a snowflake on your tongue?
Probably.
54. Kissed in the rain?
Nope.
55. Sung in the shower?
Shower time is Boston time.
56. Had a dream that you married someone?
Hahaha, William Shatner is my subconscious husband.
57. Played getting married?
Like in elementary school? I was the kid no one wanted to marry ‘cause I was “weird.”
58. Got your tongue stuck to a flag pole?
Nope.
59. Ever gone to school partially nude?
I don’t think so…?
60. Been a blind date?
Ew, no.
61. Sat on a roof top?
Indeed.
62. Didn’t take a shower for a week?
Yes, but that was because I slept for about 172 hours straight.
63. Ever been too scared to watch scary movies alone?
Nah.
64. Played chicken?
Nope.
65. Been pushed into a pool with all your clothes on?
Nope.
66. Been told you’re hot by a complete stranger?
Just a drunk one.
67. Broken a bone?
No, surprisingly.
68. Been easily amused?
Dude, I amuse myself by breathing.
69. Laugh so hard you cry?
Hahahaha, memories of the house resurface.
70. Cheated on a test?
Never.
71. Forgotten someone’s name?
All the freaking time.
72. Blacked out from drinking?
I don’t drink.
73. Played a prank on someone?
We screwed with our friend Lara a lot in elementary school. She talked in her sleep and we messed with her head.
74. Gone to a late night movie?
I don’t like movies.
76. Failed a class?
Closest I got was a C- in Algebra II.
77. Choked on something you’re not supposed to eat?
That sounds so incredibly dirty.
78. Played an instrument for more than 10 hours?
Indeed.
79. Cheated on a girlfriend/boyfriend?
Once.
80. Did you celebrate the 4th of July?
Fireworks in Tidyman’s parking lot! Orgy piles in Pullman!
81. Thrown strange objects?
What?
82. Felt like someone else?
Nope, just Claudia.
83. Thought about running away?
Nah.
84. Ran away?
See above.
85. Had detention and not attend it?
I’ve only had detention once and I pretty much had to stay.
86. Made parents cry?
My mom, yeah.
87. Cried over someone?
I cry over everything.
88. Owned more than 5 sharpies?
I have a Sharpie drawer.
89. Dated someone more than once?
No.
90. Have a dog?
I’m not a big dog fan.
91. Own an instrument?
I own three.
92. Been in a band?
WOO BAND!
93. Drank 25 sodas in a day?
Hahaha. I don’t even like soda.
94. Broken a cd?
Yup.
95. Shot a gun?
I suck, but yes.
96. Been on myspace for more than 5 hours?
Just uploading blogs.
97. Fell asleep at the computer?
Haha, I always do this late at night.
98. Have a major crush on someone right now?
Pfft.
99. Have a religion?
I’m out in the woods with R.E.M. searching for it.
100. Thought about what people would say at your funeral?
Screw that.
Today’s song: Boy Inside the Man by Tom Cochrane & Red Rider
