Oh check this shit, a survey I hadn’t stolen from Maggie yet (I don’ t think).
So where’s your guy?
I don’t have a guy.
Who was the last person you had a conversation with on the phone?
My mom.
Has anyone said they love you in the last week?
Not anyone who isn’t related to me.
Could you go the rest of your life without doing any drugs?
Yeah, sure.
Have you faced any of your fears lately?
Yes.
Who did you last snuggle up against?
My cat?
Who was the last person to comfort you as you cried?
I got yelled at the last time I cried in front of people.
Do you have to plug your nose while swimming under water?
Nope.
Are you feeling cuddly?
No. Go away.
Do you know anyone who committed suicide?
Probably.
Have you lost any close family member to cancer?
Yes.
Is it ever too late to apologize?
Only according to One Republic.
Which friend are you most similar to?
Probably Nick.
Have you kissed anyone whose name starts with a M?
Way back when.
Think back to June. Who did you like?
Same person as always.
Have you ever kissed a blonde haired, blue eyed person?
Nope. :(
Camping with a ton of friends or hotel with a few friends?
Hotels are damn fun.
If you were being chased by an alligator, what would you do?
Probably wonder why I’m being chased by an alligator.
Who can make you feel better in a difficult situation?
Sean.
Is your #2 single?
Practically none of my friends are single anymore.
Is there someone you wouldn’t mind kissing right now?
Sure.
Do you think your ex will ever want to be with you again?
Doubtful.
Has anyone told you they don’t ever wanna lose you?
Nope.
Do you have a friend of the opposite sex you can talk to?
Yeah, I have several.
What’s on that way top shelf or in the very far back of your closet?
Clothes.
How do you feel about girls smoking?
Who cares?
Where would you rather live, England or Australia? Why?
England, just ‘cause I’m not a big Australia fan.
When you looked at yourself in the mirror today, what was the first thing you thought?
“You suck at life.”
Do you fall for people easily?
No.
What do you do when you have a bad day?
Things that are not good for my health.
What is something silly you’ve kept for sentimental reasons?
My sanity.
If you are sitting on the porch and see an ant, do you squash it?
Live and let live.
Have you slept next to the last person you kissed?
No.
Do you want someone dead?
Nope.
Do you ever wonder what your ex is up to?
I wonder what all the people in my past are up to.
Do you believe that there are certain circumstances where cheating is ok?
Nope.
If your last ex said they hated you, you say?
“Join the club.”
What would be the first thing you would do with 100,000 dollars?
I’d try to do something that benefits others with it, I think.
Would you rather go to Africa or Paris for two weeks?
Paris.
What does your toothbrush look like?
It’s manly.
If you clone yourself and kill your clone, is it considered suicide?
It’s considered sci-fi.
Is your crush banging someone else?
Yes, actually.
Are you addicted to cigarettes?
I’m addicted to a lot of things, but not cigarettes.
Do you know anyone named holly?
HOLLY CARP! Dude, I totally forgot about her…
Have you ever kissed someone who was drunk?
Haha, did you know my last boyfriend?
Who’s car were you in last?
My mom’s.
Today’s song: Against All Odds by Aking
