Are you strong enough for this survey?
I AM JESUS

Could you forgive your best friend for sleeping with your bf/gf?
Eventually. But it would be difficult, I think.

Will you be in a relationship next month?
Pfft. I wish.

Have you ever kissed anyone with a name that started with J?
Nope.

Will you be up before 7 AM tomorrow?
Dear god I hope not.

Who is the last person you were in a car with?
My mom

What were you doing at 8am this morning?
Dreaming about weird stuff.

What were you doing 30 minutes ago?
Listening to music. Playing WoW.

If you were kicked out of your house, where would you go first?
You mean if I were kicked out of my apartment in Vancouver? I’d be pretty screwed. Haha, maybe I’d go crash with Michael…

In the past week, have you cried hysterically in front of a friend?
Does my mom count?

What will you be doing in 3 hours?
Probably listening to music and/or still playing WoW.

How often do you straighten your hair?
Never.

Where is your phone?
That’s an excellent question to which I don’t know the answer.

What are you currently waiting for?
Godot.

What should you be doing?
Absolutely nothing at the moment.

What’s the last thing you drank?
Water?

Is tomorrow gonna be a good day? What are you going to do?
Tomorrow sucks. I’m doing nothing.

Are you satisfied with your life as of now?
I don’t think I’ll ever be satisfied.

Will you talk to someone on the phone tonight?
Doubtful.

What do you miss most about your past?
The fact that it wasn’t the present.

What do you carry with you at all times?
Usually my purse thingy ‘cause I usually need a bus pass with me.

Where was the last place you went besides your house?
WinCo, I think.

Would you rather own a snake or a rabbit?
Wasn’t this on the last survey I did?

Who was the last person you talked to before you went to bed last night?
Sean!

Did you feel awkward at all today?
I AM awkward.

In the next 3 months, what are you looking forward to most?
There’s nothing to look forward to in the next three months. NaNo is in four.

Are any of your friends taller than you?
All of them are.

Have you ever kissed a football player?
Hahahaha.

Have you ever gone out of your way to make someone happy?
Indeed.

Is there someone who can ALWAYS make you smile?
Yes. He’s a Papin.

If you had the chance to travel back in time, would you?
Dude, you have no idea. Leibniz. Alive. Naked.

What’s on your mind?
All sorts of crazy shit.

How late did you stay up last night and why?
4 AM, ‘cause that’s pretty standard for me.

Is there anything you want to tell someone but you can’t?
Yes.

Does it bother you when people respond with one word texts?
It bothers me when people interrupt a conversation they’re having with someone in person to pull out their phone and respond to a text. Am I the only one who thinks that’s incredibly rude? If your conversation is that urgent, maybe you should go hang out with them instead.

Is there anyone who hates you?
Most likely.

What are you listening to?
Music.

Are you afraid to fall in love?
Pfft.

When was the last time you saw the person you fell hardest for?
Tuesday.

Who have you texted today?
TEXTING IS DUMB.

Who was the last person you took a picture with?
The band dorks.

Where was the last place you spent money?
Haha, on Blizzard’s site.

How many piercings do you have?
Four.

Would you ever get a tattoo in a “naughty” place?
Ouch.

Are you mad at anyone?
Meh.

Have you ever gone tanning?
Increasing the risk of cancer for vanity’s sake? HELL YEAH, LET’S GO!

Are you thinking about anyone?
Oh yes.

Do you miss the way things used to be?
Indeed.

Is there someone that you want to see?
Yes.

What age do you plan on having kids?
Kids suck.

What did you do yesterday?
Screwed around. Did research.

You’re extremely quiet, what’s it mean?
I’m upset/thinking/plotting/planning/rewriting lyrics to songs in my head.

Do you wear a belt with every pair of jeans?
I don’t wear belts. Or jeans.

What are you currently listening to?
I SAID MUSIC DAMMIT

Today’s song: The Music Scene by Blockhead