Things Not To Do on a Freakishly Windy Day


1. RIDE YOUR DAMN BIKE. I almost got treebranched to death.
2. Forget to do a survey.

So here’s a survey!

Do you sleep with your closet doors open or closed?
I don’t have closet doors in my room. But my closets are always closed.

What will you be doing tomorrow?
Hanging out with SEAN!

Do you take the shampoos and conditioner bottles from hotels?
Nope. My hair needs a special shampoo unless I want it to afro.

What did you do last night?
Good question, I don’t really remember.

What is your plan for the day?
DAY IS OVER! I went to the rec center and tried not to die. Felt really sick today, so treadmilling it wasn’t that good of an idea.

Last song you heard?
Cobrastyle!

When was the last time you talked to your number 2?
Who the hell IS my #2…is it Matt? If so, Sunday.

Have you ever peed in the woods?
Durh.

Is it okay for girls to kiss other girls?
Why wouldn’t it be?

Is Christmas stressful?
My family in close quarters? Yes.

Favorite type of pie?
I don’t like pie.

Have you ever cried while in the shower?
Dudes, do you know me?

Do you wet the toothbrush before the toothpaste?
Indeed.

Did you get a full 8 hours of sleep last night?
Pfft.

When was the last time someone told you, I love you?
To their face? Whenever I last saw my mom. To the empty air of my house? Maybe a few hours ago. I talk to myself a lot.

What is bothering you right now?
My life.

Who was the last person to play with your hair?
Rebeca!

What is your favorite color?
ORANGE, bitches!

Is there a good chance of you going out to the movies soon?
Nah.

Are you easily scared by horror/ thriller films?
Outbreak scared the living hell out of me, but I don’t know if that counts.

If you were given $100, would you spend it or save it?
Probably save it.

Are you listening to music right now?
Ahoy.

Hows the weather today?
Mother Nature wants Moscow to blow off the planet.

Could things possibly get any better?
I can list three things that would make things absolutely excellent.

Looking forward to the next couple months?
BAH.

What are you thinking about right now?
Getting naked.

What’s the greatest thing that happened to you today?
Knowing that I have fun plans for tomorrow. Not passing out.

How many TRUE friends do you have that you can tell anything to?
One? Two?

Have you shaved your legs within the past 3 days?
Yes.

Tell me about the shirt you’re wearing?
It’s orange!

What was the last movie you’ve seen?
Hell if I know.

What’s on your bedroom floor right now?
Um…my bed? That’s about it.

When were you last outside?
This afternoon. Gale force winds + Claudia = hilarity

Does the thought of marriage scare you?
No, ‘cause I know it won’t ever happen.

How many kids do you want?
ZERO

Who was the last person in your bedroom?
Up in Vancouver? My mom

Does your head hurt?
Haha, it’s like the only thing that doesn’t today.

What time did you go to sleep last night?
Like 4 AM.

When’s your Birthday?
February 2

What were you doing before filling out this survey?
Listening to music.

What was the first thing you thought this morning?
I hope the tree doesn’t blow into the house.

What are you going to do this weekend?
No clue.

Are you Irish in any way?
Haha, nope.

What do you want from a relationship?
Trust. Someone to love. Someone to talk to. Nakedness!

Where did you sleep last night?
The couch.

Are you happy right now?
Mmmmmmmmmmmeh.

What color are your eyes?
Hazel.

What’s your weakness?
M&Ms.

Who/what do you hate currently?
Grad school.

Are you afraid of the dark?
Nah.

Ever talked to someone that was drunk?
Hahaha, you forget my roommate situation a year ago.

Why do you think relationships fail?
Because people suck at basic communication.

Did you have a dream last night?
Yes?

Are you currently frustrated with a boy/girl?
Very slightly. I need clear signals!

What are you excited for?
Tomorrow.

Are you a jealous person?
I certainly try not to be.

Did you have a good birthday this year?
NO.

Haha, that ended on a sour note.

Today’s song: The World I Know by Collective Soul (thanks, Rob)

What sayest thou? Speak!