I think this is the longest I’ve gone without doing a survey. Praise?

What did your last text message say?
Texting is dumb.

Do you think the last person you kissed cares for you?
I hope so, he acts like he does. I certainly care for him.

What are you wearing?
Pajama pants, underthingies, blue tanktop.

Do you believe what goes around comes around?
My life is a very good example of this principle of karma.

Have you ever cried from being so mad?
Oh god yes.

Did you cry today?
Indeed. Helloooooo social anxiety issues, I thought I was done with you.

Have you held hands with anyone lately?
If I could hold hands with factor analysis, I would.
Yeah, I said it.

Did you ever lose a best friend?
Nah.

Where will you be two hours from now?
REM Sleep Island.

Can you make yourself sneeze?
I snorted ground pepper once. That was actually pretty freaking great.

What’s your current mood?
STRESSED OUT. Nauseous from all the social interaction crap via email this afternoon.

Lyrics to the song you’re listening to?
I’ve got that stupid freaking Heigh-Ho from Snow White stuck in my head. REALLY hard to write about structural equation modeling when you’ve got dwarfs singing in your brain.

Who was the last person to yell at you?
Myself? Though I got bitched out in an email a few days ago.

What are you stressed out about?
Hahahahahahaha. You name it, I’m probably spazzing about it.  

Highlight of your week?
Um…NOT completely losing it yesterday?

How many MySpace profiles have you had?
Uno.

How many clothes are in your closet?
Enough so that it looks like a rainbow exploded.

Who was the last person you talked to in person?
The lady at Stong’s, I think.

Do you have a best friend?
I do indeed.

Do you sing a lot?
BOSTON, BITCHES!

What are you drinking right now?
Water.

Missing someone?
God, you have no idea.

Who was the last person to look at you like you were crazy?
Those jerks at the SUB who were staring at me because I was having a freak-out moment. Or maybe those people on the bus, I wasn’t paying attention.

When was the last time you cried really really hard?
Yesterday.

How long does it take for you to get ready?
Usually about 15 minutes.

Has someone disappointed you recently?
Nah.

Do you believe exes can really ever be “just friends”?
Sure.

What smells better, gasoline or permanent markers?
I hate you all.

Have you ever ridden in a shopping cart after the age of 3?
Winco is fun.

Talked to a jerk today?
I didn’t leave the house. It was a bad day.

Do you regret something you did yesterday
I regret the panic moment at the SUB (and the other one on the bus…and the other one in my office, though no one was there for that one).

Do you have a piggy bank shaped like a pig?
That would be snazzy.

Are you wearing socks?
Nope.

What time did you get up today?
9?

Did you ever get the chicken pox?
God, I remember that. Torture.

Have you been outside today?
Nope.

What is the last movie you saw in theater?
I think it was Watchmen way back when.

Are you happy?
Pffft.

Have your friends ever randomly stopped by your house?
Not here, no.

Been to a concert lately?
Nope.

Are there framed pictures of you anywhere in your house?
Hahahaha, no.

What made you sad today?
Me being me.

Do you take compliments well?
Not really.

Has a boy/girl called you babe or baby in the past two days?
No.

Do you hate it when people smoke around you?
I don’t really care.

Do you like to take walks?
Depends.

Will your next kiss be a mistake?
I sincerely doubt it.

Do you have anything that belongs to a boyfriend/girlfriend?
I still wear that chain that Aaron gave me…does that count?

Plans this weekend?
Packing.

Name something that made you frown today?
People.

Do you regret anyone you dated?
66.7% satisfaction rate!

What were you doing at 7:00 AM?
Turning my alarm off.

If you had to choose between a million bucks or to be able to change a regret what would you choose?
I could use the million, and I can’t think of a regret that I’d want to change.

Is there anybody you just wish would fall off the planet?
Nah.

Who was your best hug from today?
My life sucks.

What were you doing 1 hour ago?
Writing about fit indices.

Do you currently have feelings for someone?
Oh yes.

What was the last thing you said aloud?
“Bye.”

How many different things did you drink today?
Two.

Is success in your future?
It better be.

Are you a heavy sleeper?
Not as much as I used to be.

Was today a good day?
Screw today, man. I didn’t even get to play Fallout.

What are you listening to?
My fridge being way too loud.

Have you ever played naked twister?
Unfortunately not.

Is there something you will never forget?
Indeed.

How do you feel about Valentines day?
PAH.

Who was the last person you took a picture of?
I think it was Sean, actually.

Are you typically a jealous person?
I try not to be.

What were you doing at midnight last night?
Being awesome.

Do you wish on 11:11?
No.

What’s on your mind?
A freaking lot.

Wallpaper on your cell phone?
My cellphone is currently…um…too screwed up to need a wallpaper.

Who will you see next?
A bus driver?

Where was your default picture taken?
My apartment.

Who was your last text from?
Please see my answer to the first question of this survey.

What’s your favorite number?
11.

Last people you hung out with?
Michael, Kharah, Kate, that other lady whose name I can’t remember.

Whats the color of the shirt your wearing?
I guess teal is more appropriate than blue.

Do you get along with girls?
Sure.

When is your birthday?
Groundhog Day.

Where does most of your family live?
Missouri.

Do you think you can last in a relationship for 6 months without cheating?
Been there, done that.

What is one thing you question a lot?
Why I suck at not stressing out.

Is there anyone who doesn’t like you?
Most likely.

Did any of your friends go out with any of your ex’s?
Hahahahaha, yeah.

Who was last person you talked to on the phone?
My mom.

Are you mad at someone right now?
Nah.

How old do you want to be when you have kids?
Kids suck.

Do you curse a lot?
Haha, oh yes.

Today’s song: I Feel Better by Hot Chip