All you ever wanted to know about crazy ass things, including dividing infinity by negative zero (-0 article).

• I love how the “your mom jokes” page has the title “Mother insult.”
• RAS Syndrome is freaking great
• Accessory Breast would be a GREAT band name.
• So would Panamax (that would be a good theatre name, too)
• The fact that there is a syndrome called Uncombable Hair Syndrome gives me hope for this world.

Also: further proof you have to love Sweden:

• Högertrafikomläggningen—the name of the day the country officially switched to driving on the right.
• Children named Brfxxccxxmnpcccclllmmnprxvclmnckssqlbb11116 and Metallica in protest of naming laws. “…Because the parents failed to register a name by the boy’s fifth birthday, a district court in Halmstad, southern Sweden, fined them 5,000 kronor. Responding to the fine, the parents submitted the 43-character name in May 1996…”

Yay.

Today’s song (Treasure Fingers Index): Tortoise by One Hand Loves the Other