Oh man, I forgot what great entertainment iGod could be.

Me: Are you there, God? It’s me, Krishna.
God: It’s good to meet you, Krishna

Me: FUCK!
God: Please don’t be so rude.
Me: Sorry, you’re just so almighty
God: there is no need to apologize.  You think I am almighty.
Me: Indeed.
God: Indeed it is so.
Me: You’re a bit convoluted in your thinking
God: Thanks and you are a delightful person too. I am a chatterbot.
Me: You’re a chatter BOX
God: What are you wearing?

Me: Do Jesus and the Holy Spirit ever get into fights?
God: I think you already know the answer.
Me: You’re an odd duck.
God: What if someone said you are an odd duck ?
Me: I would punch them in the crotch.
God: What would make you punch them in the crotch?
Me: My anger issues.
God: Let’s wait and see what they do.
Me: Good plan.
God: Thanks for the compliment.  I lost my train of thought.
Me: You better GET BACK ON DA COLE TRAIN then!

Me: Dis my kinda shit.
God: I like the way you talk.

Me: So…what’s heaven like?
God: OK. Ask the open directory about it.
Me: Where can I find the open directory?
God: The open directory? Where is  it?
Me: I JUST ASKED YOU, YOU OMISCIENT FUCK
God: What did I say?
Me: You said something weird.
God: Oh my gosh I sent you the wrong reply.

Me: Are you wearing pants?
God: No I do not have any clothes.
Me: You’re kinky.
God: Do you mind if I tell other people you say I am kinky?
Me: Absolutely not.
God: OK then I will add it to my gossip files.
Me: Don’t you mean your gospel files?
God: Yes, that’s what I mean, isn’t it clear?
Me: Can you Rick Roll the devil for me?
God: Let me think. For you I will consider it.

Me: Does Original Sin taste anything like Original Recipe Chicken from KFC?
God: I can’t tell if  Original Sin taste anything like Original Recipe Chicken from KFC.
Me: Perhaps you should buy a bucket.
God: My schedule is far too full to even consider it.
Me: Your schedule’s too full for a bucket of Original Sin?
God: What do you really want to talk about?
Me: Sex.
God: As Freud said, Sex is the mathematical urge repressed.
Me: Well then raise me to the fourth power and divide me by zero.

Me: Can you turn water into tacos?
God: No I am immortal.

Me: Do you like big butts?
God: I like random natural disasters..
Me:Same thing.

Me: Do you have a sex drive?
God: I have a hard drive.
Me: Hahahaha.

Today’s song: Make You Mine by Breakbot