Are you there, God? Can I have my pants back?


Oh god, you know what I just realized?

10 years ago we were all still in elementary school. I was 11.

Doesn’t that seem forever ago?

And four years ago we were still in high school. That seems like forever ago to me.

Freaking crazy.

Sorry, it’s been a weird day. Blogs are short because I’m preoccupied with trying not to skip the country.

Today’s song: United State of Pop 2007 by DJ Earworm

What sayest thou? Speak!