Holy probability density function, Batman!


1. Here’s a survey! Are you ready?
BRING IT ON!

2. What was the last sentence you wrote?
“BRING IT ON!”

3. Was your last kiss a mistake?
Hell no.

4. What is worrying you right now?
School. As always.

5. Aside from this survey, what are you doing right now?
Dinking around with StumbleUpon and dreading school tomorrow.

6. What’s your favorite song?
I’ll give you one guess.

7. What was the peak of your popularity so far?
1st grade. I was the “queen” of our little game we had going. But it all went downhill after that, because the game became uncool, as did I.

8. What is the most attractive hair/eye color combination, in your opinion?
Blonde hair + blue eyes = freaking hot. Damn Scandinavians.

9. Have you ever been “the other woman?”
I’ve certainly felt like it.

10. Describe your first kiss.
Hahaha. He was in drag. I was in drag. “Sex Tonight” was blaring over the speakers. Need I say more?

11. Describe your last kiss.
Covert, but passionate. Perfect in its own little way.

12. What was your favorite childhood movie?
Toy Story. Best Pixar movie ever.

13. Who is your best friend?
I don’t really have one.

14. Which do you pay more attention to in songs: the rhythm or the lyrics?
The rhythm by far. Regardless of the lyrics of a song, if it has a crappy beat, I won’t like it.

15. How many ex girlfriends/ex boyfriends do you have?
Three.

16. What is your favorite subject in school?
Statistics!

17. Redheads or blondes?
FREAKING TOUGH CHOICE. Blondes, but only by a little.

18. Summer or winter?
Summer.

19. What’s your GPA?
That’s a complicated question. Just looking at grad school, it’s a 4.0. With the first degree, it was also a 4.0. With the second degree, though, it was a 3.98 (damn you, linear algebra, damn you!!).

20. What are your five most played songs?
Sleepyhead, Sleepyhead (Jazzsteppa Remix), Lights and Music, Fireflies, and Atlas. Yeah, I’m an electronic whore.

21. List a lyric that reminds you of someone special.
“Why’d you have to be so cute?

It’s impossible to ignore you
Must you make me laugh so much
It’s bad enough we get along so well
Say goodnight and go.”

Or pretty much the entirety of Imogen Heap’s “Say Goodnight and Go”

22. You’re finished! Are you happy?
Pah.

What sayest thou? Speak!