Examples:
“Seeking nerdy, quirky, curvy and dirty”

“FRIEND? SEX?”

“SUGAR DADDY LOOKING For one Girl to SPOIL”

“looking for inteligence”
Obviously.

“E-Harmony reject looking for lotsa frisky fun”

“whats wrong with asslicking?”
I like to think this is the same guy as the E-Harmony guy.

“Scintillating discourse and spankings”

“city of dudes”
He refers to the city as “Mancouver”

“Who would win in a drunken fight Count Chocula or Tony the Tiger?”
Not gonna lie, had to resist the urge to email this guy.

“Seeking Totally Dysfunctional Co-Dependent Disaster of a Relationship”

“Origami Enthusiast wants to try Frisbee golf Seeks same”
I bet some lady somewhere’s going “alRIGHT!”

“Tarzan Seeks Jane for Jungle Fun”

“Must Love Chickens”

“I’m smarter than the average bear”
HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEERE COOOOOOOOOOOOOMES YOOOOOOOGIIIIIIIIIIII!

And from someone’s message:
“…doesn’t think the key to finding someone lies in describing precisely how they have to look, like she’s ordering toppings from the “build-a-man” counter at Subway…”

…does the “build-a-man” counter at Subway have Five Dollar Footlongs?