My pants! My pants! My pants are on fire!


Will you be single over summer?
It’s summer, I’m single, think what you will.

Who was the last person you spoke on the phone for over an hour?
Man, I have no idea.

Next time you will kiss someone on the lips?
Who knows?

Is there someone you want to keep in your life?
Very much so, yes.

Is your room ever clean?
Usually.

How late did you stay up last night?
3 to 4 AM.

Would you rather have long or short hair?
Long.

Are you an aunt or uncle?
Nope.

Is your heart broken right now?
Nah.

What were you doing at 8 this morning?
I was on the bus!

What are you most looking forward to tomorrow?
Nothing really.

Are you a heavy sleeper?
I used to be. Then I had to work at night and be able to wake up at the slightest noise.

Have you ever slept in the same bed as your friend?
Probably…I can’t remember.

Have you held hands with anyone in the past 36 hours?
No. I don’t know anyone up here.

Have you ever slept on a couch with someone else?
Hahahaha orgy couch.
Yes.
It was grand.

Will your next kiss be a mistake?
I certainly hope not.

Do you trust all of your friends?
Peh.

Is there someone you want to fight?
Hahaha.

Can you sleep without blankets covering you?
It sucks, but yes.

Do you think you’ll be married in five years?
All I want five years from now is my PhD.

Were you smiling in the last picture taken of you?
Yes?

Do you think you will be in a relationship three months from now?
Who knows?

Have you ever dated someone longer than a year?
Nope.

What was the last thing you bought?
Textbooks?

Would you ever get a tattoo?
Hell yes!

Do you think you can love someone without trusting them?
Nope. But you can pretend.

Are you shy?
Very.

Would you go back in time if you were given the chance?
Depends.

What are you looking forward to in the next 4 days?
Absolutely nothing.

Anyone of the opposite sex been on your mind lately?
Same person as usual.

Are you an emotional person?
I try not to be.

Is there someone who makes you happy every time you speak with them?
Hahaha, Sean.

Have you kissed anyone in ’09 that actually meant something?
YES.

Is there someone on your mind that shouldn’t be?
Probably.

Have you done anything you regret in 2009 so far?
Not especially, no.

Are you a forgiving person?
Very forgiving.

Do you have any plans for today?
Bah. Probably go to campus.

Do you wish you were somewhere else right now?
Again, bah.

Who was the last person you took a picture with?
My mom?

Did you kiss or hug anyone yesterday?
No. I’m all alone up here.

Where did you sleep last night?
My bed?

Does any part of your body hurt right now?
My neck and shoulders.

Have your friends ever randomly stopped by your house?
Nope.

Do you do your own laundry?
Of course.

Are you talkative?
Depends. Are we talking about Leibniz or statistics? Then yes.

Have you ever fallen asleep with the last person you kissed?
Hmm…no.

When was the last time you talked to the person you last kissed?
Over MSN a few nights ago.

Your favorite thing to drink on a hot summer day?
Cold water.

What do you think your number three is doing right now?
Maggie? Probably being awesome.

Do you like coffee?
Only real coffee. From the hills. Of Columbia.

Do you know anyone with the same birthday as you?
James Joyce. But I don’t personally know him, obviously.

What is your favorite thing to spend money on?
Books. Clothes. Colorful stuff.

Do you wear any jewelry?
The necklace Aaron gave me. Earrings, on occasion.

Where is the shirt you are wearing from?
Hahaha, Walmart, I think.

Do you ever turn your cell phone off?
Yes.

Who do you have texts in your inbox from?
No one.

Is there anything you’re craving right now?
Nah.

Do you like to cuddle?
Hell yes.

What’s on your mind right now?
School.

What sayest thou? Speak!