Stolen from Maggie, as are many of my surveys. “Yes” or “no” answers only.

1. Kissed any one of your Facebook friends? — Yes
2. Been arrested? — No
3. Kissed someone you didn’t like? — Yes
4. Slept in until 5 PM? — No
5. Fallen asleep at work/school? — No
6. Held a snake? — Yes
7. Ran a red light? — Yes
8. Been suspended from school? — No
9. Experienced love at first sight? — No
10. Totaled your car in an accident? — No
11. Been fired from a job? — No
12. Fired somebody? — No
13. Sang karaoke? — Yes
14. Pointed a gun at someone? — No
15. Done something you told yourself you wouldn’t? — Yes
16. Laughed until something you were drinking came out your nose? — Yes
17. Caught a snowflake on your tongue? — Yes
18. Kissed in the rain? — Yes
19. Had a close brush with death (your own)? — Yes
20. Seen someone die? — Yes
21. Played spin-the-bottle? — No
22. Sang in the shower? — Yes
23. Smoked a cigar? — No
24. Sat on a rooftop? — Yes
25. Taken pictures of yourself naked? — No
26. Smuggled something into another country? — No
27. Been pushed into a pool wearing all your clothes? — No
28. Broken a bone? — No
29. Skipped school? — No
30. Eaten a bug? — No
31. Sleepwalked? — No
32. Walked a moonlit beach? — Yes
33. Rode a motorcycle? — No
34. Dumped someone? — Yes
35. Forgotten your anniversary? — No
36. Lied to avoid a ticket? — No
37. Ridden on a helicopter? — No
38. Shaved your head? — No
39. Blacked out from drinking? — No
40. Played a prank on someone? — Yes
41. Hit a home run? — Yes
42. Felt like killing someone? — No
43. Cross-dressed? — Yes
44. Been falling-down drunk? — No
45. Made your girlfriend/boyfriend/partner/spouse cry? — Yes
46. Eaten snake? — No
47. Marched/Protested? — No
48. Had Mexican jumping beans for pets? — No
49. Seriously & intentionally boycotted something? — No
50. Been in a band? — Yes
51. Knitted? — No
52. Been on TV? — No
53. Shot a gun? — Yes
54. Skinny-dipped? — No
55. Gave someone stitches? — No
56. Eaten a whole habenero pepper? — No
57. Ridden a surfboard? — No
58. Drank straight from a liquor bottle? — No
59. Had surgery? — Yes
60. Streaked? — Yes
61. Taken by ambulance to hospital? — No
62. Passed out when not drinking? — Yes
63. Peed on a bush? — No
64. Donated Blood? — No
65. Grabbed electric fence? — No
66. Eaten alligator meat? — No
67. Eaten cheesecake? — Yes
68. Eaten your kids’ Halloween candy? — No
69. Killed an animal when not hunting? — Yes
70. Peed your pants in public? — No
71. Snuck into a movie without paying? — No
72. Written graffiti? — No
73. Still loved someone you shouldn’t? — Yes
74. Think about the future? — Yes
75. Been in handcuffs? — No
76. Believe in love? — Yes