So I’ve been cleaning out all my crap since I’m moving away on…um…Sunday…

Any of you guys remember that time I took the deck of cards at lunch and started making a whole bunch of crazy stories about each of the cards? I found the paper on which I wrote the flowchart of the whole story. There were like four cards named Dick, and there was Octoball, Alan, Jacob, Spermius, Aneel, myself, a bunch of midgets, Thousand Pound Theo, Dr. Semen…

Is this ringing a bell for anyone? I was laughing for like three hours reading this. I have Istanbul drawn on the left side of the paper, Fort Cocks is on the opposite corner, like every card got an STD, the Dickless Support Group’s in the middle of the page…

This was freaking epic. Almost as good as the pornographic reading of To Kill A Mockingbird.