Q. Elaborate on your default photo:
A. It’s me. In my room. Trying not to look ugly.

Q. What’s your current relationship status?
A. Hahahahaha, single.

Q. What exactly are you wearing right now?
A. Clothes. Shirt, underthingies, and pants.

Q. What is your current problem?
A. Freaking out about everything.

Q. What do you love most?
A. Knowledge. Leibniz. Statistics. Sleepyhead.

Q. What makes you most happy?
A. See above.

Q. Are you musically inclined?
A. Sure.

Q. If you could go back in time, and change something, what would it be?
A. I would have done undergrad faster (YES, that would have been possible).

Q. If you MUST be an animal for ONE day, what would it be?
A. A brontosaurus. Just ‘cause.

Q. Ever have a near death experience?
A. Not really.

Q. Name an obvious quality you have?
A. I…look like Crayola exploded all over me? Is that a quality?

Q. What’s the name of the song that’s stuck in your head right now?
A. I’ll give you one guess.

Q. Who will cut and paste this first?
A. Probably no one.

Q. Name someone with the same b-day as you:
A. James Joyce.

Q. Have you ever vandalized someone’s private property?
A. No. But I have put tampons (like twenty of them) in Aneel’s backpack.

Q. Have you ever been in a fight?
A. Pfft, who hasn’t?

Q. Have you ever sang in front of a large audience?
A. Yes.

Q. What’s the first thing you notice about the OPPOSITE sex?
A. “You’re male!”

Q. What do you usually order from Starbucks?
A. Nothing.

Q. Have you ever hurt yourself on purpose?
A. Yes indeed. Multiple times.

Q. Say something totally random about yourself:
A. I’m in love with a dead guy.

Q. Has anyone ever said you looked like a celebrity?
A. Yeah, once when I was in eighth grade. Can’t remember the celeb, though.

Q. Do you still watch kiddy movies or TV shows?
A. Disney (old, good Disney) FTW!

Q. Did you have braces?
A. Nope.

Q. Are you comfortable with your height?
A. Freaking hate being this short.

Q. Do you speak any other languages?
A. FOL! That totally counts, right?

Q. What is your favorite smell?
A. Screw you!

Q. Have you ever been to a tanning salon?
A. No.

Q. Have you ever ridden in a limo?
A. I don’t think so…

Q. Do you ever watch MTV?
A. Hahaha, I used to.

Q What’s the latest you have ever stayed up?
A. A LONG time.

Q. Have you ever been rushed into the emergency room?
A. Well, “rushed” is a relative term. I was taken there as fast as my grandpa could drive, how about that?

Q. what’s the last text message on your cell phone say?
A. No texty.

Q. what color shirt are you wearing?:
A. Red.

Q. most recent movie that you watched?:
A. Oh god…Armageddon?

Q. name one thing that you do everyday?:
A. Listen to music.

Q. what’s the color of your bedroom walls?:
A. White.

Q. how much cash do you have on you right now?:
A. None.

Q. When was the last time you saw your mom?
A. A few days  ago.

Q. Who got you to join myspace?
A. E’raina and Aneel. DO YOU SEE WHAT YOU’VE DONE?!?!

Q. What did you have for dinner last night?
A. Instant mashed potatoes.

Q. Is Tom on your friends list?
A. Nope.

Q. Look to your left. What’s there?
A. Bed!

Q. Whats the last piece of clothing you borrowed from someone?
A. I think I was using Sean’s sock as a puppet awhile ago, does that count?

Q. What website(s) do you visit the most during the day?
A. Google, Facebook, Hotmail, Wikipedia.

Q. Do you have an air freshener in your car?
A. Nope.

Q. Do you have plants in your room?
A. Nope.

Q. Does anything hurt on your body right now?
A. Surprisingly not.

Q. What city was your last taxicab ride in?
A. Oh man…Stockholm?

Q. Do you own a picture phone?
A. Yes.

Q. Recent time you were really upset?
A. Today.

Q. Would you have a problem if your friend went after your ex boyfriend/girlfriend?
A. No.