So I realized today that Clock Day is in a little less than two months (long explanation about what Clock Day is coming later), which made me go and visit the Clock Crew forums, since I haven’t done so in awhile. I just want to give you an idea of these guys. Here are a few of their forum post titles:

• Online dating, Subway and Erections
• I could masturbate right now
• AHGHGHGHWHAHGHGWAGWGAGAGAHGHGHAWHGAWHGWG
• Look im a hawt chick! (Actually PirateClock, who is certainly not a chick)
• What the hell, Nintendo.
• coal’s ethnic struggle 3
• FlightCapableHomunculusClock
• SHOCKING PROOF THAT ZOMBIE LINCOLN IS REALLY ABRAHAM LINCOLN
• So it turns out Obama is Mr. Miyagi in disguise
• BabyRuths fucking suck

Now imagine giving Flash to these guys. Yeah. You basically get what’s listed above in animated form.