Love/ Relationship survey

-Longest relationship
About 6 months

-Shortest relationship:
Officially? Like 3 weeks

-How many people have you broken up with?
That I have broken up with? One

-How many times have you truly been in love?
Once

-How many boyfriends/girlfriends have told you that they love you?
All three. I wonder what that says.

-Have you ever thought that you were going to marry the person you were with?
Not seriously

-Have you ever loved/liked someone so much that it hurt?
Yes

-Have you ever made a boyfriend or girlfriend cry?

Inadvertently

-Have you ever cried over a boyfriend or girlfriend?
Yeah

-Are you happier single or in a relationship?
I’m very happy in the relationship I’m in now

-Have you ever cheated on a boyfriend or girlfriend?
No comment

-Have you ever been cheated on?
Not sure

-What is your favorite thing about the opposite sex?
Them. :)

-What is the best part of being in a relationship?

Making the other person laugh, making their day better

-What is the worst part of being in a relationship?
Knowing that it will end, eventually

-Worst relationship?
Not going to say

-Have you ever had your heart broken?
Eh

-Have you ever broken someones heart?
Apparently

-Do you talk to any of your exes?
I talk to Matt a lot. I try to talk to Rob…

-What is the most mushy romantic thing you or your partner have done or given to a girlfriend or boyfriend?
Aaron bought me flowers and a bunch of fun things from the dollar store and had them sitting on my bed when I got back from Hawaii with a note.

-If you could go back in time and change things to where you could still be with one of your exes, would you?
No

-Do you think any of your exes feel the same way?
I don’t know anymore. Probably

-What is your ideal boyfriend or girlfriend?
No ideals. They disappoint.

-Do you believe that you are a good boyfriend or girlfriend?
I freaking hope so. I try to be

-Have you dated people who were not good to you?
Pah

-Have you been in an abusive relationship?
Nope

-Name your 2 most memorable exes if you have had 2:
I’ve only had two.

-Have you ever had sex with someone just so that they would stay with you?
Hahaha, do you know who I am?

-Have you ever had sexual fantasies about one of your exes?
Nope.

-Have you dated someone older then you?
Yup

-Younger?
Yup

-What is one thing that all of your exes had in common?
Um…they both went by one syllable names when their full names were two syllables? They also both liked to argue about phlegm consistency.

-Say, who is the most attractive ex that you have ever dated?
Matt’s pretty hot, not gonna lie

-Have you ever done anything sexual in front of your parents?
Nope

-In the movies?
Nope

-Do you regret anything that you have done with a boyfriend or girlfriend ?
I regret a lot of things

-Have you ever cried yourself to sleep over a boyfriend or girlfriend?
Awhile ago

-When is the last time that you were in a relationship?
I’m in one now

-Do you believe everyone deserves a second chance?
Yes

-Believe in love at first sight?
Nah

-Ever dated two people at once?
Nope, avoided that one a few times

-What’s the perfect date?
The orgy couch. The orgy couch is the perfect date

-Ever been given a promise ring?
Nope

-Do you want to get married?
No idea

-Do you have something to say to any of your exes?
“Hi”

-Ever stolen someones boyfriend or girlfriend?
Um…that’s a really complicated question

-Ever liked someone elses boyfriend or girlfriend?
Nope

-Do you believe in true love?
Sure, why not?

-Does heartbreak really feel as bad as it sounds?
It blows, yeah

-Do you think that you will/or have found the love of your life?
If this isn’t it, it’s pretty damn close