1. Do you smoke mary-jane?
Do what now?

2. Have you kissed anyone is the last two weeks?
Yes indeed.

3. Who’s the last person that came to your house?
Matt?

4. Who lives in a pineapple under the sea?
SBSP!

5. What is the last thing that you drank?
Milk

6. What time did you get up today?
7:30

7. Elvis or James Dean?
Elvis

8. Who is one person you can’t stand from grade school?
I remember John being extremely obnoxious

9. What grade did you get in Algebra
Hahahaha….haha…C-.

10. Who did you kiss last?
Aaron!

11. Is there anyone you would like to fight?
Nope

12. Do you like someone right now?
Hell yes

13. What are you doing right now?
Watching Futurama

14. What were you doing before this survey?
Rock Band!

15. Who did you dance with last?
No idea

16. Who is your best friend(s)?
Nick, Sean, Matt, Maggie

17. Song playing?
None, surprisingly

18. If you could have one wish what would it be?
To live back in the late 1600s-early 1700s so I could date/stalk Leibniz

19. What color are your underwear?
White

20. Do you know what tofu is?
It’s tasty

21. Have you ever eaten it?
See above

22. Do you know what a colonoscopy is?
Yup

23. Have you ever had one?
Haha, I’m glad this question wasn’t, “have you ever eaten it?”

24. Do you want to go back to high school
Nope

25. Who is your arch-enemy?
Don’t think I have one

26. Whats the most attractive thing on the same sex?
Boobies are nice, but only if they’re small.
Hair’s good, too.

27. Do you or have you ever read Cosmo?
Haha, that was a fun night at Maggie’s

28. Have you ever watched the Britney Spears movie “Crossroads”?
Nope

29. Do you listen to Lindsay Lohan?
Nope

30. What do you think of Paris Hilton?
Meh

31. What do you think of Justin Timberlake?
I like him, he’s cool

32. Britney or Christina?
Neither or both, don’t care

33. Do you want platinum or gold for your wedding band?
Don’t care

34. Have you ever paid to have your eyebrows waxed?
Nope

35. What did you do yesterday?
School stuff

36. Are you bored right now?
Yeah

37. Have you ever flashed someone?
Do you know me?

38. How many children do you want to have?
NONE

39. Who did you ride in a car with last?
Aaron

40. Republican or Democrat?
Democrat

41. What’s the oldest that a man can be and still be sexy?
293. ‘Cause that’s how old Leibniz is and he’s still a sex pot.

42. Do you think that the tobacco companies should pay for people’s medical bills?
Nope

43. What scares you the most?
Failure

44. What makes you happy?
Success

45. If you could have one person in your bed tonight, who would it be?
LEIBNIZ!