Haha, Sean’s name is freaking great.

Go to urbandictionary.com and type in your answer to each question in the search box, then write the definition it gives you…

1) Your name?
Claudia: a girl with this name usually is a cock blocker who doesnt want her friends to get any! She often finds herself in awkward situations in which she feels the need to block her friend’s cocks. She wishes she could get some like McLovin.

2) How old are you?
21: the age at which one is finally considered human.

3) One of your friends?
Sean: used to define huge sarcastic assholes, that end up becoming amazingly sweet. Seans know exactly how to piss you off and then five seconds later have you cracking up. Huge jerks, but gotta love ’em.

4) What should you be doing?
Statistics: the mathamatical study of the distribution of data on any subject to prove any point you’re trying to make, when whining about it doesn’t work.

5) Favorite Color?
Orange: a fat version of a tangerine that doesn’t taste as good and is harder to peel.

6) Hometown?
Moscow: capital of the Russian Federation. Known as MOCKBA in Russian.

7) Month of your Birthday?
February: the best month ever…every person born in this month is a true pimp and gets all the guys/girls.

8) Last person to talk to on the phone?
Mom: the woman who loves you unconditionally from birth, the one who puts her kids before herself and the one who you can always count on above everyone else. 

10) Last Thing you Ate?
M&Ms: these are tiny female titties