Oh wow, a survey. Shock.


Wow, a survey I stole from Maggie’s Facebook notes! What a shock!

1. Grab the book nearest to you, turn to page 18, and find line 4.
“Compute the variance of this linear combination and compare this variance with the variance of the 1st PC from the boostrapped data sample.” (Analyzing Multivariate Data FTW!)

2. Stretch your left arm out as far as you can. What do you reach?
Nothing.

3. What is the last thing you watched on TV?
Man, I haven’t watched TV forever, I can’t remember.

4. Without looking, guess what time it is:
12:57?

5. Now look at the clock. What is the actual time?
1:05.

6. With the exception of the computer, what can you hear?
Sean gaming in the living room.

7. When did you last step outside? What were you doing?
I walked home from school.

8. Before you started this survey, what did you look at?
iTunes.

9. What are you wearing?
Pants, shirt, underthingies.

10. Did you dream last night?
Yup.

11. When did you last laugh?
A few minutes ago, Sean’s screaming at the TV.

12. What are on the walls of the room you are in?
Christmas lights, a few maps of Antarctica, some drawings.

13. Seen anything weird lately?
Do you know my roommates?

14. What do you think of this quiz?
I love things like this.

15. What is the last film you saw?
I can’t remember what we watched last…

16. If you became a multi-millionaire overnight, what would you buy?
Antarctica?

17. Tell me something about you that I don’t know.
I just took my pants off!

18. If you could change one thing about the world, regardless of guilt or politics, what would you do?
I’d equally distribute wealth? Hell, I don’t know.

19. Do you like to dance?
Sure.

20. George Bush:
Yubble-Do! (Capitol Steps)

21. Imagine your first child is a girl, what do you call her?
I don’t want kids.

22. Imagine your first child is a boy, what do you call him?
See above (though Isaac is a good name)

23. Would you ever consider living abroad?
SWEDEN!

24. What do you want God to say to you when you reach the pearly gates?
“Leibniz is sitting over there.”

25. Tag six people who must also do this in their notes
PANTS!

What sayest thou? Speak!