You know what’s entirely underappreciated?

The Moon.

It’s closest to us, it’s the fifth largest satellite in the Solar System, and we’re sitting down here going “OMFG MARS!”

Other reason’s why it’s awesome:
– We don’t know exactly how we acquired it.
– It screws around with the oceans.
– It’s under the same jurisdiction as international waters. According to Wiki, “this treaty also restricts the use of the Moon to peaceful purposes, explicitly banning military installations and weapons of mass destruction.”

And that’s just freaking great.