Reasons why Claudia would not make a good housewife:

• “Sauteing” is a foreign concept to me.
• “Do not use too many mushrooms” is a phrase I do not heed very well.
• Same with “stir continuously.”
• If there is SAS in the room, my attention shall be diverted to it.
• Ovens scare me.
• I’m not that comfortable around microwaves, either.
• My ingredient-buying heterogeneity to actual ingredients used ratio is frightening (aka I like maybe five things and buy way too many different things on various whims).
• Dirty dishes? Yeah, they can sit there for another week, it’s cool.

Reasons Claudia WOULD make a good housewife:

• If my husband wanted the same meal every day for a year, I’d be totally okay with that. In fact, I would insist upon it.
• I’m an “aim to please” type of lady.
• ORGANIZE! I like to ORGANIZE!