Read the title, bitches.
Q: Type in “[your name] needs” in the Google search.
A: Claudia needs to channel all this energy somehow.

Q: Type in “[your name] looks like” in Google search.
A: Claudia looks like a deer choice

Q: Type in “[your name] says” in Google search.
A: Claudia says “fear the Googly Ball!”

Q: Type in “[your name] wants” in Google search.
A: Claudia wants to lock out any such expression in her life.

Q: Type in “[your name] does” in Google search.
A: Claudia does wear the most peculiar outfits.

Q: Type in “[your name] hates” in Google search.
A: Claudia hates it when personal opinions get in the way of smart decisions.

Q: Type in “[your name] asks” in Google search.
A. Claudia asks Hot Wings, “How did your parents raise you?”
Q: Type in “[your name] likes ” in Google search.
A: Claudia likes big butts and she cannot lie.

Q: Type in “[your name] eats ” in Google search.
A: Claudia eats babies

Q: Type in “[your name] wears ” in Google search.
A: Claudia wears dorky shoes.

Q: Type in “[your name] got arrested for” in Google search.
A: Claudia got arrested for stealing the hubcapts off a 70s model Pinto.