Today Sean was playing Fable and, for some reason or another, I attached myself to the random chickens wandering around in the game, and then decided that god is a chicken.

Along the way we also decided:

– Jesus’ favorite music is Bach
– Good chickens go to heaven, bad chickens go to KFC
– Heaven is poultry paradise
– This is proof that god is a chick

And then I go, “I’m a chicken prophet,” and Sean says, “Isn’t that what KFC makes?”

Yeah, it was a weird day.