I’m sitting here waiting to go to bed early, ‘cause my flight’s at 6 tomorrow morning and I have to get there two hours early. So, uh…survey.

Let’s start with your name:
Claudia.

Current Marital Status:
I’ve got a boyfriend.

What’s your significant other’s name?
Rob.

Sex before marriage? Yes or No:
For people who are okay with it, why not?

Are you a virgin?
Yes.

Who was your first?
My first what? Virginity stealer? Hasn’t happened yet, sorry.

Regret that?
Hasn’t happened.

Do you worry about the size of your boobs:
Pfft.

Do you like the way you look?
Very, very rarely.

Why or why not?
I’m an ugly little loser.

Would you kill for chocolate?
Not kill…maim, maybe.

Do you have an eating disorder?
Nope.

Do you wish you were someone else?
On occasion.

Any crushes?
Leibniz.

Do you care how your butt looks in jeans?
No, ‘cause I don’t wear jeans. Ha!

Do you always match?
In a twisted way.

What do you think when you see people who don’t match?
Doesn’t bother me.

What’s your favorite color?
Orange!

Who is your best friend?
Don’t have a best friend.

What’s your favorite animal?
I have no idea.

When you are an adult where do you want to live?
I’d like to live in Stockholm. Or New York. Anywhere but Idaho, really.

Do you like the city or country better?
I want a city!

Do you want to get married?
Not sure.

How old are you now?
20.

When do you want to get married?
I don’t know if I do or not.

Do you like children?
Ew.

Do you want children?
Ew.

How many?
Ew.

Have you ever talked about marriage with someone?
Yes.

Think it will carry through?
I have no idea. Things change.

What’s your favorite drink?
Water!

What’s your favorite food?
Spaghetti!

Favorite kind of ice cream?
Oreo.

Fav. thing to do on a rainy day?
Sit, listen to music, and think.

How about a sunny day?
Sit, listen to music, and think. Or go make a stupid movie. With fire.

What about when you’re sick?
I’m very rarely sick.

What’s the perfect date to you?
Anything but a movie. Seriously.

Perfect guy?
Intelligent, able to debate, enjoys (or at least puts up with) my eccentricities, full of eccentricities of his own, slightly needy/dependent, all that good stuff.
An affinity for large, ostentatious wigs is also a plus.

Perfect relationship?
Um, good question. I’m bad with relationships.

Believe in love at first sight?
Nope.

Who calls you the most?
Nick.

Who do you call the most?
No one, I never use the phone.

Currently lost respect for someone or something?
Sort of.

Who or what and why?
People are immature, but we can all be like that sometimes, so I don’t hold it against them.

Have regrets?
Many.

Do you see yourself in a relationship in the next week?
Haha, I hope so.

How about the next year?
Probably.