I’ve blogged about this a long time ago, but it’s still fun.

• “Leibniz” is word #46,084 and is a more commonly used word than…
• Dismounting, tyrannosaurus, battleaxe, and—get this—noodle.
• “Spinoza” is word #36,758 and is a more commonly used word than…
• Toenails, extruded, substandard, and…Citibank.
• Newton (5,361) + Calculus (26,498) = Cookie (FIG NEWTONS OMG!) (31859)
• Leibniz (46,084) + Calculus (26,498) = Quim, and though I can’t find an exact definition, it has something to do with the vagina. And that’s good enough for me. (72,582)
• And “psychometrics” isn’t among the 86,800 most commonly used words. Sad.
• Sparta is word #17,986. Kant is right after that.
• This (23) + is (9) + Sparta (17,986) = Regrettable (18,018)

Claudia is bored.