Wouldn’t that be awesome? We could combine all the departments and pit all the CLASS students against all the College of Science students and the Law students against the College of Education students and whatnot. We could just have an all-out war on the Admin lawn. Of course, it’d probably be a big failure…

The law students would probably sue you if you tried to fight with them.

All the Ag students would be trying to fight but then get distracted. “Ooh look, a field!”

The Philosophy students would be going around shouting “LOGICAL FALLACY!” at everything anyone said.

The Food Science students would set up a little booth and shout, “I’ve got cookies!”

The Computer Science students would die from their first exposure to the sun in two years.

The Interior Design students would be throwing swatches.

The Grad students would just be running around screaming “OMG MY THESIS!!”

The Theatre students would freaking love it.

The JAMM students would be interviewing everyone.

The Chem students would be making bombs.

The Sociology students would refuse to participate due to their witnessing of mob mentality, and would spend the whole time getting tans.

Depending on the type of English student, they’d either be reading or correcting everyone’s grammar.

The Business students…ah, screw the business students.

…why the hell did I blog about this?

…what on earth was my original blog?

…damn these tangents.