Day 2 of Spring Break: Lack of School Work Causes Bouts of Severe Boredom. Cure: A Survey!


Bored. Tired. Survey time. Mood of cautious optimism regarding romance assumed.

Name
Claudia

Age
20

Height
5’ 3″. I can do without any more short jokes, too, thanks.

Hair Color
Black. And it’s entirely natural. Well, okay, it’s not entirely natural right now, cause there is a bunch of red streaks in it, but you know what I mean.

Birthday
February 2, 1988

Eye Color
Hazel/green/brown. I don’t know. I have the ugliest eyes in the universe.

Heritage
Basque, Czech, German, mainly

Current Location
Moscow, ID

Hometown
See above (pathetic, ain’t it?)

Right or Left Handed
Right

Nickname
I don’t really have any. There’s Claude, but he’s a person, not a nickname.

Random Questions
Do you play an instrument?
Many of them.

Do you think you are attractive?
Pfft. Only if you like the “fat and ugly” look.

Do you want to go to college?
I’m in college, thank you. And grad school? Don’t mind if I do!

Do you smoke?
Eww, no.

Do you drink?
Eww, no.

Are you smart?
Depends on how you define “smart.”

Your best physical feature?
My eyelashes are fantastic.
No seriously, though, I don’t have any good physical features.

Sick of anything?
Sick of the U of I’s incompetence regarding, well, everything.

Mp3 player?
No, I’m Claudia. Mp3 Player’s over there.

Views on war
It’s a necessary thing, but only because we make it so as the human race.

Favorite Actor
William Shatner, bitches!

Favorie Actress
Don’t have one.

Cake or Pie
Neither.

Favorite quiet place
My dorm room. Yes, finally, I’ve found a dorm room that can be described as “quiet.”

Favorite type of music?
I like electronica, something with a good, strong beat and a good, strong bass line. Classical, though, is a very close second.

Boxers or Breifs? Panties or Thong?
Anything but a thong! Oh dear god!

What you look for in a Boy/Girl. Guy/Woman
Age
Doesn’t matter, really. I’d prefer them to be 19 or older, though. There’s no upper limit.

Height
No preference. As long as they’re not so incredibly tall that it makes it really difficult to kiss.

Weight
Well, unlike the majority of the US population, I like my guys heavy (especially in the middle… ). This seems contradictory, seeing as how I’ve only dated skinny guys. This just proves, though, that I really don’t judge by appearance that much.

Hair color
Again, it doesn’t matter. Though redheads are, I must say, delightfully sexy. Yes, Sean, if you ever read this, that means you.

Hair Length
I really don’t know why I’m answering these questions, because again, I’m going to have to say I don’t care.

Music type
Whatever floats his boat.

Geometry
Scalene! MAKE HIM SCALENE!!!

Attitude
Open-minded. Please, dear god, let him be open-minded. Anything else is fine, I think, but open-mindedness is a must.

Maturity
I need a maturity that matches mine. In other words, a guy who can have the maturity level of a four-year-old one minute, and be able to seriously discuss Leibniz and/or Voltaire and/or both of them the next.

Wee! Told you I’m bored.

What sayest thou? Speak!