Survey time. Don’t want to deal with reality tonight.

1.      How do you define yourself?
You know, I was going to write a blog on this in the near future. I guess I still will.

2.      What’s the latest you’ve ever stayed up on a school night?
On a school night? 4 AM or so. Damn you, MSN Messenger and your dirty wiles!

3.      Ever done drugs?
Nope.

4.      Biggest fear as of right this second?
Midterm grades—will they be good enough to satisfy me?

5.      Are you sad?
In general? No, not so much anymore. I got over all that crap in December.

6.      What’s your favorite decoration in your room?
That colossal watch. I’ve got it tacked to my corkboard, so it’s essentially a wall clock.

7.      What will be/is your major?
Psychology! With a stats minor! And a philosophy minor! And then I’ll graduate in the fall and in the spring I’ll get a BS in philosophy!

8.      What song are you listening to?
Paralyzer by Finger Eleven

9.      Have you ever given your genitals/privates nicknames?
DO YOU WANT TO MEET SPARTA?!?!?!

10.  What made your day good today?
Matt’s little reference to the Yogi Bear thing.

11.  What made your day bad today?
Several cruel comments by several tactless people. That, and I can’t do proofs.

12.  Kirk or Spock?
William Shatner is the man.

13.  Color or black and white?
Do you have to ask me this question? Really?

14.  Are you smart?
If being incredibly motivated to achieve the best possible counts as smart, then yes.
Hell, I don’t know. Am I smart?

15.  Favorite punctuation mark?
Interrobang. No question.

16.  Have you ever had a boyfriend/girlfriend?
Once…

17.  Do you have a boyfriend/girlfriend now?
That, my dear survey, is a very, very good question.

18.  Are you short?
I’m short AND I’m bothered by this question.

19.  Does age difference matter in a relationship?
Hell no. Unless the age difference creates a case of pedophilia. Or necrophilia. Hahaha, that would be hilarious: “I like ’em old. Reeeeeeeeeally old…”

20.  Dream job?
Psychometrician!!!!

21.  Are you a virgin?
That’s like asking if Wilford Brimley’s a diabetic.

22.  What’s your favorite song?
Philosophia, by The Guggenheim Grotto

23.  Is he dead, Jim?
Haha, what’s with the Star Trek references?

24.  What is your secret sexual fantasy?
Well, if I told you, it wouldn’t be secret, now would it?
Plus, it doesn’t involve sex at all. Go figure.

25.  What would you do if you failed a class?
I try not to think about the consequences that would bring about.

26.  Besides your computer screen, what do you see when you look straight ahead?
A PORTRAIT OF VOLTAIRE! *Swoon*

27.  Secret shame?
The fact that I’m me? Though that’s not so secret, is it?

28.  Why do people like you?
Who freaking knows? They probably don’t, really, they just need someone to use to their own advantage and have picked me ’cause I’m a pushover that way.

29.  Why don’t people like you?
I chalk it up to my defective personality.

30.  What song describes your love life?
Pfft. What’s a love life but a real-life soap opera? Plus, no song is worthy of the situation I’ve somehow gotten myself into right now.

31.  What keeps you from going off the deep end?
The floaties I wear on my arms, of course!!!
That and the 25 credits. I think they’re keeping me stable, which contradicts every bit of logic I can think of. Or maybe I’ve sunk so far down the deep end that the pressure of 10,000 or so atmospheres is crushing my brain and thus is making me hallucinate about being stable.

32.  What’s your MSN screen name?
“Leibniz Rocks My Socks.” ‘Cause it’s entirely true.

33.  Any new friends?
Brittany! I think she considers me a friend, unless my brilliant ability to read social cues has failed me yet again.

34.  Why do little children stare at you?
Because I resemble the innards of their crayon box.

35.  What’s the best thing you’ve ever done?
Hell, I don’t know. I don’t really do much…I crapped out a good short story last April for my creative writing class, but other than that I see nothing else that boosts my self worth in the slightest.

36.  Why do you do what you do?
Because I am who I am. Beat that!

What do you think about…
37.  Blondes?
They’re sexy. Especially you, Nick.

38.  Redheads?
SEAN!! He’s the only true redhead I know.

39.  MySpace?
Best concept ever.

40.  Logical contradictions?
OH DEAR GOD, DON’T MAKE ME PROVE THEM! NO MORE PROOFS! NO MORE PAIN!

41.  Tarot readings?
They’re fun.

42.  The zodiac?
Even more fun! Aquarians rule the signs, guys, seriously.

43.  Medical dramas?
Chicago Hope is the best TV show EVER CREATED!

44.  Grades?
They’re my life right now, I’m not going to lie. I need perfection to get into the grad school I want. Give me a 4.0 or give me death!

45.  Product placement?
Who needs product placement when you can have an ice-cold Diet Coke instead?

Also, you people need to go to Ebeeto’s YouTube page (the guy who did the Yogi Bear thing) and watch both parts of the “Might & Magic II” review and the second half of the “Deal or No Deal” review (especially near the end, good lord).