Holy crap, I just went antiquing and found the COOLEST WRISTWATCH IN EXISTENCE!

The thing is like the size of a half dollar. No, it’s even bigger than that! It’s like two half-dollars! How absolutely impractical is that?! Plus, the elastic strap is too big to fit around my wrist, so if I’m going to ever wear this I’m either going to have to move it up further on my arm (thus looking even more super cool) or strap it onto my ankle or something. Maybe I’ll just tack it onto my wall as a miniature wall clock. Best. Find. Ever. Ooh! And I also got a little Pillsbury Doughboy figurine for free. It’s like a dog toy. Bliss.

And, of course, bliss = survey, so off we go!

1. How many songs do you have in your music library?
1,161 (I did a mass cleanup and I still haven’t put my Candide audiobook chapters back up).

 2. What song best describes your life right now?
“Harder, Better, Faster, Stronger” by Daft Punk. Why? A) it’s awesome, and my life is going that route right now and B) the title (and thus about 80% of the lyrics) summarizes how I want to be in my life.

 3. Where do you see yourself living in six months?
Actually, Sean and I were talking and he wants to get about seven people together and rent a house all together outside of campus. I’d totally go for that, cause I’m so freaking sick of the dorms. Plus I’ve got this insatiable urge to cohabitate with strangers all of a sudden. Yeah, I know, what’s up with that?!

 4. What are you good at that few others are?
Pushing the limits of how many credits a person can withstand while still getting a 4.0 and not going insane. And taking business calculus at 8:30 in the freaking morning and not killing myself/my teacher/anyone else who dares cross my path.

 5. Dominant or submissive?
Who, me? I’m waaaaaaaaaay too submissive. But hopefully I’ll find someone who likes that, if you know what I mean. Oh-ho! I’m naughty.

 6. What’s your best subject at school?
Hell, I don’t know. I p0wned tests and measurements, can that count as a subject?

 7. Any guilty pleasures?
Haha. I’ve officially sold my soul to Macromedia via Flash.

 8. Would you rather be a math major or a business major?
Math major. No question.

 9. Favorite video on YouTube?
Ooh, tough. Either Daft Hands or the Yogi Bear thing (both linked in my blogs prior to this one. Curious? Seek them out, good readers!).

 10. What is the last thing that made you laugh?
Well, the last question made me reminisce about the Yogi Bear thing, and thus I’m watching it right now. So, “I didn’t know this was a fucking survival horror game! I fucking shit my pants!”

 11. What color hair does the object of your affections have?
Red. He’s Irish.

 12. What’s the sexiest item of clothing you own?
My orange toe socks with the purple toes and the purple, turquoise, and white polka dots. Awwwww, yeah.

 13. Do you have any artistic talent?
Bahaha! Have you seen my Flash animations?

 14. What’s your GPA?
4.0!

 15. Favorite web comic?
www.xkcd.com, by far (the most recent one is oh, so very true, by the way).

 16. Ever been pregnant?
Haha, the Immaculate Conception, part II!

 17. Are you afraid of death?
Nope.

 18. What song best describes your love life right now?
Oh god…can I just put “White and Nerdy” and get a good laugh from everyone?

 19. What was the last thing you copied and pasted?
It was a huge chunk of text, I’ll just give you a cool-sounding part: “…channeling a myriad of doubt from its origins, but succeeding in…”

20. Do you have a favorite forum you visit?
Clock Crew BBS, bitches!

 21. Any fetishes?
Mild fat fetish, but you’d probably never guess it unless I told you.

 22. What is the best thing you’ve ever found on eBay?
THOSE FREAKING AUTHENTIC VINTAGE 1960s BELLBOTTOM PANTS, BABY!!!

 23. Boxers or briefs?
On me or on a guy? Briefs for me, boxers for a guy.

 24. Do you spend more time on MySpace or Facebook?
MySpace, easily.

 25. Any favorite series (television, animation, etc.)?
Colin Mochrie vs. Jesus H. Christ is a fucking classic. RAB’s right up there, too.

Hooray!