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 The title’s origin is a modification of a popular SAS command, in case you’re all, “WTF, that title doesn’t make sense.”

 Last night I dreamt in numbers. Seriously. The dream consisted entirely of these statistical equations. What was I doing? Solving them. In my dream. Really, the whole dream was just numbers and equations after numbers and equations. Do I need some sort of psychiatric help?

 I find this sad:
If I go to the University of Illinois, I’ll just be moving from one U of I to another.

 I find these to be the coolest pants ever (and they shall be mine)

 I find this to be a true fact in life:
Pumpkin seeds are the food of the gods.

 I find this to be interesting:
Only 2% of people with olfactory deficiencies have them because they are congenital.

 I find this depressing at yet shockingly fitting:
The direct translation of “lame” into Latin? Claudus.

 I find this conversation with Aneel to be quite amusing (sorry, Aneel):
Aneel: you know what tastes good?
Me: No, what?
Aneel: whipping cream
Aneel: as a beverage
Me: Oh gross!
Aneel: he he
Aneel: ugg I’ll get so fat i will be ginormous
Me: Haha, that’s what you get for drinking freaking whipping cream
Aneel: yeah but you see then i will be all soft and cuddly
Me: And then get dates?
Aneel: no be a recluse
Aneel: but a content happy recluse
Me: “I don’t need human interaction, I have my WHIPPING CREAM!”
Me: Haha, sorry, I’m hyper
Aneel: wish i was sometime
Me: Hyper or a whipping cream recluse?
Aneel: hyper

 I find this to be a survey (and hopefully you do, too):
1. Have you ever made out with someone you weren’t dating?
No, can’t say that I have.

 2. Is there a difference between the word ‘best friend’ and ‘friend’?
The fact that one of them is not a word but two words, yes.

3. Has anybody on your top ever admitted to liking you?
One, yes.

4. Do you miss anyone?
Nope.

5. Can you recall the last time you sincerely liked someone?
Yes.

6. When is the last time someone of the opposite sex gave you a hug?
Oh god, it’s been a while now I think…

7. Who is your celebrity crush?
I’m not telling!

8. Can you touch your toes?
Nope.

9. Do you know anybody who was abused?
I don’t think so.

11. Is silence really golden?
No, it’s platinum!

12. Do you have any interesting tattoos or piercings?
Not yet.

13. Are you afraid to grow up?
Nah. After all, I’m almost twenty.

15. Can you count past 100?
Indeed.

16. What language are you taking?
FOL. Yes, I’m counting that.

17. Any upcoming vacations?
Spring break = tours of two potential grad schools.

18. If you had to marry someone on your top, who would it be?
Nick. It’d have to be Nick. He’s just that awesome.

19. Do you care what people think of you?
On occasion.

20. Would you call yourself smart?
Well, I do have a 4.0 and I am taking 25 credits this semester and I am graduating a year and a half ahead of schedule…

21. Do you like to read?
I love to read.

22. Do you own a pair of Nike’s?
Nope.

23. Have you ever touched an elephant?
Not that I recall.

24. Plans for tomorrow?
School. Rec center. Home for weekend fun.

25. Is anything wrong?
Not anything I can think of off the top of my head. I’m excitedly nervous about one or two things, but that’s okay. We’ll see what happens.

26. Would you kiss anyone on your top friends?
I have.

27. Do you want to go to college?
I’m in college!

28. What are you listening to?
“Hide and Seek”, Imogen Heap

29. Do you have a good relationship with your parent(s)?
Yes.

31. What were you doing at midnight last night?
Reading fan fiction and working on a Flash project. I know, I know, dork.

32. Name something you CANNOT wait for?
Graduation!

34. Have you ever talked to Tom?
Not directly.

35. Last thing you ate/drank?
Jolly Rancher!

36. Have you ever run with scissors?
Fool, are you crazy?!

37. Do you like peanut butter?
It’s okay.

38. Who’s making you feel the way you are right now?
Oh, someone.

39. Most visited web page?
MySpace, Facebook, and Google (simply because it’s my homepage).

40. Coke or Pepsi?
Neither.

41. Looking forward to something this weekend?
I don’t think so.

43. Do you have any pets?
Two cats.

44. What’s your favorite number?
11.

45. What are you watching now?
Nothing.

 46. Do you know how to swim?
Doggie paddle FTW.

 47. Is good grammar attractive?
Aw dang, I do dun like that thar learnin’!

49. Have you known any of your friends your whole life?
My whole life? No.

 50. Are any of your friends taller than you?
Almost every single one of them. I think two of them are shorter.

51. Have you ever been ditched by a friend?
It’s called “Jazz Fest 2002: Claudia Gets Ditched by “Friends” and gets Lost on Campus with a Tuba Twice as Big as She is.”

52. Where do your friends live?
Moscow.

 53. Have you lost or forgotten a friends phone number?
Haha, are you kidding? Of course!

 54. Have you been to most of your friends’ houses?
Quite a few of them.

 55. Do you currently like someone?
YAY.

56. Do they like you?
No idea.

57. Do you get bored of your girlfriend/boyfriend easily?
I don’t have a girlfriend/boyfriend. But the one time I had a boyfriend, no, I didn’t.

 58. Has one of your crushes ever called you self-centered before?
Probably.

 59. Who do you want for President?
Me. I would straighten this country out in no time.