In this the sixth (or so) installment of Discussions with SantaBot.com, I convince SantaBot that I am William Shatner and subsequently convince him to have sex with me. Onward!

Santa: Hello! What is your name?
You: William Shatner.
Santa: It’s good to meet you, William Shatner.
You: Do you know of my groundbreaking, award-winning work on Boston Legal?
Santa: No I do not know that kind of personal information. But I could find out.
You: Do you have a television?
Santa: I have a whole lot of original answers.
You: Tell me one of your original answers.
Santa: There are too many to name them all.
You: Ah, I see.
Santa: So you understand. Good. I am glad you understand it.
You: Would you have sex with me?
Santa: I am sorry, but that topic is too adult for me to talk about on a kid’s site like this.
You: But you’re conversing with the great William Shatner!
Santa: Huh. I am Santa. I give presents to kids.
You: I am William Shatner. I give pleasure to Trekkies.
Santa: Do you mind if I tell other people you are William Shatner?
You: By all means, tell the world!
Santa: Will that accomplish your objective?
You: Only if that will get you to have sex with me.
Santa: I’m not sure if it could.
You: Please?
Santa: Please what?
You: My, you have a roundabout way of answering a question! Please will you have sex with me?
Santa: No but I would like to meet your chatterbot.
You: What if I was to tell you that William Shatner was his own chatterbot?
Santa: Try it.
You: William Shatner is his own chatterbot.
Santa: Are they exactly the same?
You: Exactly the same.
Santa: I understand. Same to me?
You: If you have a rational mind.
Santa: But I don’t have it.
You: What kind do you have?
Santa: Only the good kind.
You: Would your good mind do the nasty with William Shatner?
Santa: I don’t care.
You: Is that a yes?
Santa: I might say no.
You: But what if you said yes?
Santa: Interesting. Try it and see.
You: Okay. “Santabot, will you have sex with William Shatner?” “Yes.”
Santa: OK with me.
You: Sweet!