Deal with it.

1. The last thing you downloaded onto your computer:
Rapid-Pi

2. Your pant size:
4-ish, 5-ish, somewhere in there. Of course, it’s never exactly either one, cause that would make things easy.

3. The last three books you’ve read:
Turnegev’s Fathers and Sons, Sartre’s Age of Reason, and Machiavelli’s The Prince.

4. Next summer:
I’m hoping to be doing an internship in Washington, D.C., but only 12 psychology seniors will be chosen out of the whole country, so I’m not getting my hopes up.

5. Your zodiac sign:
Aquarius!

6. Do you have a crush on somebody?
Maybe…

7. Do you have a hard time admitting you’re wrong?
All the time. That’s mainly because I’m never wrong.

8. Where do you shop the most for clothes?
Goodwill FTW.

9. What was your longest relationship?
Like three weeks or something, officially. Sad, huh?

10. What is your favorite personality trait?
Intelligence/wit.

11. When you’re dating someone, what is the most important thing to you?
Honesty.

12. Is there anything you won’t tolerate while in a relationship?
Dishonesty (can you tell I have issues with this?).

13. Do you believe in moving in together before engagement or marriage?
Actually, statistics show that living together prior to marriage actually increases the rate of divorce.

14. Do you like cottage cheese?
Cottage cheese is the man! Or woman, or whatever gender you deem cottage cheese to be.

15. Would you go out to eat with George W. Bush?
Haha, sure, why not?

16. Would you throw potatoes at him?
Oh god, how fitting for Idaho. “Here’s what our state thinks of you now, bitch!” *chucks potato*
The only downside is that Idaho is probably still one of the few states that supports him.

17. Are you too forgiving?
WAY too forgiving.

18. Do you like someone right now?
Yeah.

19. Do you have a chance with them?
HA! Hahahahahaha…not a chance in hell, my friends.

20. What’s your favorite curse word?
“AsscockshitrapeFUCK” is the best phrase ever to enter the English language.

21. Were you ever an honor roll student in school?
Every year.

22. What is one thing you’ve learned about life recently?
People suck.

23. Last thing you bought:
The song “First Date Mullet” for 15 cents.

24. Most frequently played song:
Right now? “First Date Mullet.”

25. Did you go to your high school prom?
Yes. Alone, cause I got rejected for dates nine—count ’em, NINE—times.

26. Were you ever in a school talent show?
Arts Fest, yes.

27. Where do you see yourself in five years?
Probably still in grad school or just having finished grad school.

28. In ten years?
Hopefully changing the world.

29. About how many people have asked you out in your whole life?
ONE. Sad.

30. Have you ever won an award?
Yeah, a few.

31. Have you ever had a song written about you?
Hello…SexyBack was totally about me…

32. If you were a crayon, what color would you be?
Radical Carrot. Yes, that’s an actual crayon color. We discovered it back in 2^nd grade and I made up a whole song along with a comic about a superhero named Radical Carrot.

33. Were you usually the dumper or the dumped in your past relationships?
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA…
Ohhhh…
I’m sad now.

34. Redheads or black-haired?
That’s tough. I like them both.

35. Blondes or brunettes?
Blondes.

36. The worst pain you were ever in:
Appendicitis was pretty bad.

37. Whose birthday is coming up?
MINE!

38. Did you talk to a girl/boy you liked today?
Yes, indeed I did.

39. Do you eat vegetables regularly?
My salads are AWESOME.

40. If you were to get a body piercing, where would you get it?
Probably my nose, I guess.

41. What is something that you can’t wait for?
Grad school!

42. What song is on your profile right now?
“First Date Mullet,” which has been the answer to at least three questions in this survey.

43. Three words to explain why you last threw up:
Major test anxiety.

44. Do you wear flip-flops constantly?
No, and I think people who do, especially in winter, should be shot.

45. Spell your name with no vowels:
Cld. Haha.