Or, “Hidden Meanings in Popular Phrases”
Or, “Claudia’s Bored Out of Her Mind and Loves Playing with Words”
Or, “Reason 764 Why Claudia Should Not Be Allowed on the Internet”
Or, “Claudia, Stop Making Alternate Titles, STFU, and Get to the Blog”

I kept the most interesting ones. Explanations follow in parenthesis. Enjoy.

The List
“Claudia Mahler”
~Lame Child Aura (oh come now, that’s cruel. It’s my first and last names now!)
~Hula-Clad Ramie (a ramie is an African bush. This does not describe me, but I thought it amusing anyway)

“Claudia Marie Mahler”
~A Hued Malarial Crime (haha, that’s funny, ’cause my last name, in ancient Egyptian, is translated as “Malaria.” Thank you, 7^th grade history class.)
~A Radical Mime Hauler (mimes piss me off. And I’m rather radical).
~Hi. A Marmalade Ulcer, I (not grammatically correct, I think, but funny nonetheless).

“The Origin of the Universe”
~Thou Thrive in Foreseeing (ooh, deep!)
~Horniest Refugee Hit Vino (vino is wine, for those of you not knowing. In other words, the horniest refugee hit the wine, thus creating the universe.)

“The Secret of Life”
~Theft of Celeries (kleptos, you hold the secret.)
~The Relic Toffees (quick, archaeologists, search for ancient toffee! This will tell us all!)
~These Feet Frolic (dancing?)
~Of These I Reflect (this would make sense if it were “the secrets of life, but then the anagram wouldn’t work)
~Sit. Feel The Force (haha, creepy. George Lucas knew all!)

“What Blogging Leads To”
~A Bad Wiggle-Thong Lost (hahaha…I totally want a “wiggle thong!”)

“University of Idaho”
~A Fed Rhino Visit You (a tribute to the grammar I’ve seen)
~A Hoofed Ruin. It’s Ivy (haha.)

Yeah. This is why I need school, people.