Cohesive Marketing


An “End of the Year Survey” done several days prior to the end of the year. Because I’m just that cool.

This year I…

(   ) stayed single the whole year
(X) got your first kiss
(X) kissed someone new
(X) made-out for the first time
(   ) made-out in/on a car
(   ) kissed in the snow
(   ) kissed in the rain
(X) fell in love
(   ) fell in love with a fool
(X) had your heart broken
(   ) broke someone else’s heart
(   ) had a stalker
(   ) had a good relationship with someone
(   ) questioned your sexual orientation
(   ) came out of the closet
(   ) gotten pregnant
(   ) gotten someone else pregnant
(   ) had an abortion
(X) got married (multiple occurrences)
(   ) had a divorce
(X) had a gay marriage (multiple occurrences)
(   ) kissed someone of the same sex
(X) dated someone you’ll never forget
(X) done something you’ve regretted
(   ) lost your true love
(   ) lost faith in love
(   ) kissed under mistletoe

WORK/SCHOOL
(   ) got a promotion
(   ) got a pay raise
(   ) changed jobs
(   ) lost your job
(X) quit your job
(   ) dated a co-worker
(   ) dated your boss
(   ) dated your boss’ daughter/son
(   ) got fired from your job
(X) got straight A’s
(X) met one teacher you really like
( ) met one teacher you really hated
(XXXXXXXXX) found the subject you love
(   ) failed a class
(   ) cut class
(   ) skipped school
(   ) got into a fight with a classmate
(X) did something you were proud of
(X) discovered a new talent
(X) gave the teachers a reason to teach
(   ) proved yourself an idiot
(   ) embarrassed yourself in front of the class
(   ) fell in love with a teacher
(   ) got a lead in the school play
(   ) made a varsity team
(X) were involved in something you’ll never forget
(   ) got sent to the office

OTHER
(   ) painted a picture
(X) wrote a poem
(X) ran a mile
(X) listened to music you couldn’t stand (DAMN YOU, “HEY THERE DELILAH!”)
(   ) double-dipped
(   ) skinny-dipped
(   ) went to a sleepover
(   ) went to camp
(   ) threw a surprise party
(X) laughed till you cried
(   ) laughed till you peed in your pants
(X) flirted shamelessly (as always. Obviously it doesn’t get me anywhere)
(   ) visited a foreign country
(   ) visited a foreign state
(   ) cooked a disastrous meal
(X) lost something important to you
(   ) got a gift you adore
(X) realized something new about yourself
(X) went on a diet
(   ) tried to gain weight
(X) dyed your hair
(   ) came close to losing your life
(   ) someone close to you died
(X) went to a party (does The Beach/Moose Lodge count?)
(   ) drank alcohol
(   ) drank alcohol underage
(   ) did (a) drug(s)
(   ) got drunk
(   ) got arrested
(X) read a great book
(X) saw a great movie
(X) saw a movie so scary that it made you cry (not “scary” per se…just freaky)
(   ) saw your favorite band/artist live
(   ) saw someone famous in person
(X) did something you want to tell everyone

What sayest thou? Speak!